Money and Miscellaneous: The cable guy

The cable guy

By fmerunning - 29/06/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, the cable repairman came to fix my cable, which has never worked well. The entire time he was talking about how much extra money he got the "fat bitch who moved here 6 months ago" to pay for her cable. I moved in 6 months ago. I was pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 245

You deserved it 3 478

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By SatelliteUser - 03/12/2009 20:13 - United States

Today, I called my wife to tell her I finally found a job after 6 months. A man answered the phone claiming to be the cable guy. We cut our cable off when I was laid off 6 months ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 810

You deserved it 2 585

By Anonymous - 27/04/2011 17:34 - United States

Today, my landlord informed me that after 8 months, we are finally getting cable and internet in our house. I move out tomorrow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 805

You deserved it 3 807

By Anonymous - 08/11/2012 05:49 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my husband surprised me by cooking a romantic dinner. I asked him why the sudden gesture. His response? "The cable was out." FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 806

You deserved it 4 574

By Anonymous - 04/08/2010 21:08 - United States

Today, I had to admit to everyone, including my cable guy, that I'm moving back in with my parents. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 738

You deserved it 9 437

By broke bitch - 23/06/2015 04:15 - United States - Hampton

Today, I got a call from my cable company in regards to a bill I didn't pay. I paid the bill two weeks ago in full, but they never told me the account changed when my name was put on the account. So now I owe $170 more, and my ex-roommate is getting a $140 refund in the mail. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 487

You deserved it 2 322

By soapisyourfriend - 16/02/2016 06:53 - United States - Ashland

Today, cable was installed at my house and the cable guy smelled like some horrid mix of cabbage and cheese. I'm pregnant and suffering from morning sickness. I've sprayed air freshener, lit candles, and opened windows despite the cold outside. I can't get rid of the smell. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 915

You deserved it 1 422

By byepolar_bare - 19/12/2010 11:29 - United States

Today, I woke up late for work, and got sick at work twice; when I got home I discovered I'd paid my cable bill late when I got cut off. When my girlfriend came over, the first thing she said was "Do you know about the graffiti on your car?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 643

You deserved it 3 341

By Anonymous - 06/10/2018 17:30

Today, my husband cancelled our internet and cable package because we’re having money problems. I work from home and need the internet to do so. I guess getting a job of his own wasn’t an option. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 845

You deserved it 330

By stuff - 16/08/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, I was calling my cable company to tell me how to fix my internet. I stayed on hold for almost half an hour, and then when someone finally picked up, my phone died. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 672

You deserved it 6 319

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By oh_mylanta - 02/03/2009 09:10 - United States

Today, I went to work to find my creepy boss sitting in my office. I work the night shift, so it was very unusual to find him there. I asked how he was, and he replied, "I told my wife about us; she kicked me out." I've been working there a month. Also, I'm married and pregnant. So, excuse me, "US?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 101 563

You deserved it 5 372

junkinmahcranium 0

Monday 29 June 2009 9:35

I hate guys who call pregnant women fat. They're just disrespectful and obviously stupid.

arpmandude 0

Monday 29 June 2009 9:32

wow. what an asshole.

Comments

KINGMARIO_fml 0

Monday 29 June 2009 11:27

wow what a douche... I hope that guys lifes ******

aksldl 0

Monday 29 June 2009 11:28

#13 confused me. and fyl

hotjavalava 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 2:23

the person said she must have had a baby in the meantime and has gotten smaller now because the cable guy doesnt recognize her. if you dont understand that then fyl

car6435 0

Monday 29 June 2009 12:15

report hid dumb ass. and if he means that he slowly was stealing liftover moneylaing around ur house. thats robbing.

elfuzzo 0

Monday 29 June 2009 12:52

YDI for getting pregnant. The world is overpopulated, the rampant starvation is the fault of people like you who think they have something special to offer the gene pool.

saailaway 0

Monday 29 June 2009 14:12

stfu u ******* retarded ******

Missnoname_fml 0

Monday 29 June 2009 14:21

What the hell?

bollywood_rocks 0

Monday 29 June 2009 15:06

don't call people faggots,you ignorant twit. Is your vocabulary that stunted?

HotKarl0417 0

Monday 29 June 2009 18:54

you know there was this guy named Malthus that had that same idea. Maybe you should look him up and why he was so wrong.

jessamyn_it_is 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 16:51

Your parents should have started with you.

TakeItEasyPeople 0

Friday 11 September 2009 23:36

Ignoring for a moment the general stupidity of this comment, starvation has nothing to do with overpopulation, real or imagined. We have enough food in the world to feed everyone, it's just different people have access to different amounts.

ironwords 8

Saturday 19 March 2011 9:19

I hate to say it but in some situations he's right. if you can't give a child a good life then don't give him one at all.

acidcloud 0

Monday 29 June 2009 14:22

I hope you kicked him in the nuts.

offtheheezy 0

Monday 29 June 2009 15:20

Did you really expect to hear anything else from your boyfriend? Seriously? If you're not expecting this from men at this point then...haha.

wikifoo 0

Monday 29 June 2009 15:51

write to the CEO of the Cable Company

kellster 2

Tuesday 30 June 2009 4:39

THIS is exactly what I was going to say!

RandomBlonde 0

Monday 29 June 2009 16:22

Lazy ass douchebag much?

snavula 0

Monday 29 June 2009 16:41

Not gonna lie, sounds like the beginning to a kinky porno.

lmmmr 0

Monday 29 June 2009 17:20

You're an idiot. She was pregnant when she moved in and had the baby sometime in the 6 months in between cable installations. The baby is not 6 months old. Think before you speak.