Money and Miscellaneous: The cable guy

The cable guy

By fmerunning - 29/06/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, the cable repairman came to fix my cable, which has never worked well. The entire time he was talking about how much extra money he got the "fat bitch who moved here 6 months ago" to pay for her cable. I moved in 6 months ago. I was pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 3 478

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By SatelliteUser - 03/12/2009 20:13 - United States

Today, I called my wife to tell her I finally found a job after 6 months. A man answered the phone claiming to be the cable guy. We cut our cable off when I was laid off 6 months ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 810

You deserved it 2 585

By Anonymous - 27/04/2011 17:34 - United States

Today, my landlord informed me that after 8 months, we are finally getting cable and internet in our house. I move out tomorrow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 805

You deserved it 3 807

By Anonymous - 08/11/2012 05:49 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my husband surprised me by cooking a romantic dinner. I asked him why the sudden gesture. His response? "The cable was out." FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 806

You deserved it 4 574

By Anonymous - 04/08/2010 21:08 - United States

Today, I had to admit to everyone, including my cable guy, that I'm moving back in with my parents. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 738

You deserved it 9 437

By broke bitch - 23/06/2015 04:15 - United States - Hampton

Today, I got a call from my cable company in regards to a bill I didn't pay. I paid the bill two weeks ago in full, but they never told me the account changed when my name was put on the account. So now I owe $170 more, and my ex-roommate is getting a $140 refund in the mail. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 487

You deserved it 2 322

By soapisyourfriend - 16/02/2016 06:53 - United States - Ashland

Today, cable was installed at my house and the cable guy smelled like some horrid mix of cabbage and cheese. I'm pregnant and suffering from morning sickness. I've sprayed air freshener, lit candles, and opened windows despite the cold outside. I can't get rid of the smell. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 915

You deserved it 1 422

By byepolar_bare - 19/12/2010 11:29 - United States

Today, I woke up late for work, and got sick at work twice; when I got home I discovered I'd paid my cable bill late when I got cut off. When my girlfriend came over, the first thing she said was "Do you know about the graffiti on your car?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 643

You deserved it 3 341

By Anonymous - 06/10/2018 17:30

Today, my husband cancelled our internet and cable package because we’re having money problems. I work from home and need the internet to do so. I guess getting a job of his own wasn’t an option. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 845

You deserved it 330

By stuff - 16/08/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, I was calling my cable company to tell me how to fix my internet. I stayed on hold for almost half an hour, and then when someone finally picked up, my phone died. FML

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You deserved it 6 319

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By oh_mylanta - 02/03/2009 09:10 - United States

Today, I went to work to find my creepy boss sitting in my office. I work the night shift, so it was very unusual to find him there. I asked how he was, and he replied, "I told my wife about us; she kicked me out." I've been working there a month. Also, I'm married and pregnant. So, excuse me, "US?" FML

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You deserved it 5 372

junkinmahcranium 0

Monday 29 June 2009 9:35

I hate guys who call pregnant women fat. They're just disrespectful and obviously stupid.

arpmandude 0

Monday 29 June 2009 9:32

wow. what an asshole.

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niska_fml 0

Monday 29 June 2009 20:12

What a dick. You were pregnant, not fat, and pregnancy hormones are a real bitch.

bleepyourlife 0

Monday 29 June 2009 20:19

whether he knew it was you or not, why would he be talking like that to a customer? he sounds like trash.

lettertjes 0

Monday 29 June 2009 20:21

I hope you taperecorded him

PaperMoon 0

Monday 29 June 2009 20:43

Wow, get another repair man...

xoxoCheer 0

Monday 29 June 2009 22:17

He deserves a punch in the balls. Just saying.

Emma_91 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:00

And why does he think telling a customer about how he cheated another customer would make him more likely to be hired in the future?

amy_shmamy 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:34

i would've been like 'i moved here 6 months ago, ass', as he was leaving

marchesforthebuc 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:45

After this FML was released, I've moderated 20 different FMLs claiming to be that cable guy.

jmeg_fml 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 2:02

time for a talk with someone's manager!

rustyrox 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 5:21

um call the cable company and complain... maybe you'll get free cable

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The cable guy

Same thing different taste

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