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The coast is clear

By Anonymous - 29/04/2025 13:00 - United States

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Today, I went to a really hot chick I’ve known for years's house, because she said her soon to be ex-husband had gone on a business trip for work. While I was sitting in the house with a ton of cologne on and a fresh shave, the husband walked in, looked at me, and said, "What’s up?" Guess I'm not getting laid. FML
I agree, your life sucks 88
You deserved it 522

Same thing different taste

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do not use "a ton of cologne"if you expect to get laid!

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do not use "a ton of cologne"if you expect to get laid!