Kids and Transportation: The disrespect!

The disrespect!

By squeezable - 19/06/2009 17:48 - United States

Today, a little girl standing next to me on the train suddenly hugged me. I thought maybe she was sad or I reminded her of someone, and hugged her back. Then she smiled, squeezed my love handles, and said, "Honk, honk!" FML

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By comfylap - 28/05/2010 23:30 - United States

Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a cute girl I didn't know. She fell asleep on my lap by accident and I just let her for the whole train ride. This is the closest I've ever been with a woman. FML

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Dared

By Anonymous - 27/09/2019 02:01

Today, I was dared to stand and hold a sign saying, "Free Hugs." This girl I'd never seen before gave me a crushing hug and cried hysterically on my shoulder in the blazing afternoon sun. I couldn't get her off. FML

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By john - 28/01/2009 23:02 - United States

Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for 2 years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 10:07 - United States

Today, I saw a girl I knew from high school at the DMV and she started leaning forward. I thought she was leaning into hug me. So I just began to hug her. She was actually trying to throw something in the garbage. FML

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It's not me

By LDF - 25/12/2008 10:30 - France

Today, I was sitting in a train when the old lady sitting next to me started staring at me. I asked her if she was OK, and she exclaimed, "Willy! It's you! Where have you been all this time?" The entire train trip went like this. FML

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By Nat3_2020 - 27/01/2015 14:02 - United States

Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML

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By Whyudodis - 01/10/2016 07:18 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, while on the skytrain, a woman leaned on the railing bar that I was holding onto, crushing my hand. My first instinct was to move my hand when she turned around and began loudly yelling at me for, "Touching her waist" and "Sexually harassing" her. FML

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Stuck

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I was on train when an attractive girl got on. There were no free seats and seeing as how my stop was next, I gave her mine. As soon as I did, the train came to an immediate halt, due to "brake problems". I spent the next 40 minutes standing up. FML

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By antwo - 22/01/2012 04:50 - United States

Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML

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By DonMare - 22/04/2009 07:48 - Australia

Today, as I caught the train home, a woman got on and sat on the only available seat next to me. We got talking and as the train approached the next station, she said that this was her stop and she had to go. She exited the train and I turn to see her enter the compartment behind me. FML

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Doorhandle57 0

Friday 19 June 2009 23:17

Hahaha what a cute little girl!

LLBH 0

Friday 19 June 2009 23:18

LMAOOO ahaha maybe she was wondering wat they felt like ?:S

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Sapphy 0

Monday 22 June 2009 3:35

omg that is so cute!

supasqueak 0

Monday 22 June 2009 11:27

lol

Tori_xoxo 0

Monday 22 June 2009 15:58

Lawl. -huggle-. :d

Zxom11 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 1:31

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

1bored 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 10:55

Hahhha lmfao this FML had me cracking up for hours!!! "honk honk"... But kids will be kids :D

alee562 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 11:55

what are lovehandles seriously!!!

ghostmanonfirst 0

Friday 3 July 2009 1:28

edit: nvm.

Lucky19 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 14:44

I get the strange feeling this will be the next FML to be illustrated. And FYL, kids do the strangest things.

nonamedollface 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 11:27

Lmfao. Kids do the strangest things?! now.......... how would that have gone over if you were a male?... hmm, you'd be locked up for sure.

Avenging_Angel 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 9:08

Lmao XD this is random, but the word "lovehandles" is so weird. I prefer "muffintops" :D

OhMyGodOx 0

Friday 16 October 2009 17:37

Ahaa,, I Was Sat On The Bus, And A Cute Little Girl Sat Next To Me And started Playing With My Hair, I Let Her Carry On, Then Listened To Her Explain How Her Hands Stank Of Wee From Changing Her Brothers' Nappy. And She Had Been Digging In The Garden Shortly Before Catching The Bus With Her Mum. Greaat. Ox'