The force is stupid in this one

By dam01 - 02/08/2009 07:17 - Australia

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting a bit steamy. After a few minutes, he jumps up and runs over to the closet and puts on a long brown jacket putting the hood over to his eyes. He looks me in the eyes and says, 'I am Obi Wan Kenobi and I'm going to slay you with my lightsaber'. FML
I agree, your life sucks 55 557
You deserved it 10 461

Same thing different taste

Top comments

xxdani 0

wow...what ive learned from fmylife.com is that star trek/star wars is a LOT of peoples sexual fantasy...

Sessee 4

Dude, your boyfriend kicks ass. Stop being a bitch and embrace his ass-kicking.

Comments

Princess Leia and the golden bikini. 'Nuff said.

ahaha! just what i was going to say, lol PS 69 bitches! SUCK ON THAT

Not a real fan of 69 but loving the way you rub it in our face.

Pretty_Tied_Up_fml 0

well do you like Star Wars? lol it could be worse. much, much worse. he could be obsessed with Pokemon. XD

EvilCupcake8361 9

what are you talking about!? pokemons freakin awesome!! x)

You should be an evil princess laya. He will definetely slay you with a lightsaber LOL. Role play FTW!

Chasted 0

Does it matter? Revenge is a tastey dish.

Haha that's adorable. quit bitching, you have an awesome boyfriend!!

no sense of adventure for you, I guess.

Did he put on a glow in the dark condom? Too bad this is fake. I've read countless SW sex fantasy on forums. But if it was already getting steamy, you won't think of anything else. You just wanna satisfy your urge.