Intimacy, Sex and Star Wars: The force is stupid in this one

The force is stupid in this one

By dam01 - 02/08/2009 07:17 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting a bit steamy. After a few minutes, he jumps up and runs over to the closet and puts on a long brown jacket putting the hood over to his eyes. He looks me in the eyes and says, 'I am Obi Wan Kenobi and I'm going to slay you with my lightsaber'. FML

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By Amberain - 16/08/2012 15:16 - United Kingdom - Widnes

Today, I was enjoying a romantic cuddle on the couch with my boyfriend, when he suddenly decided to lift up my shirt, stick his face into my boobs, and go all Darth Vader on me. This included heavy breathing and phrases such as, "Amber... I am your boyfriend." FML

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Beam me up!

By saynotochrispine - 28/07/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML

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In the mood

By wickedbeauty333 - 26/09/2012 22:54 - United States - Katy

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML

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By ChubbyTubby - 17/01/2010 18:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML

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The Force

By RobinBunny713 - 19/07/2011 03:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML

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Thematical

By Anonymous - 22/08/2024 13:00

Today, at our wedding, my groomsmen had a lightsaber fight on the dance floor. Everyone was laughing and the kids loved it. My wife burst into tears, started screaming that we ruined her fairytale wedding, and stormed out. Our entire relationship started when we met at the cinema when Star Wars was on. FML

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By cherrycokeee - 06/02/2010 18:29 - France

Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML

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By Reliena - 21/01/2012 05:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML

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By ninja breakup? - 11/10/2018 14:00

Today, my boyfriend of six years came home wearing a ninja suit. When I asked why, he said "These are my breakup clothes. I'm breaking up with you." He then screamed, threw a plastic shuriken at me and ran away. It hit me in the breast. FML

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War drums

By Taylor - 30/07/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML

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xxdani 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 16:04

wow...what ive learned from fmylife.com is that star trek/star wars is a LOT of peoples sexual fantasy...

Sessee 4

Sunday 2 August 2009 16:10

Dude, your boyfriend kicks ass. Stop being a bitch and embrace his ass-kicking.

Comments

tab_ga1990 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 21:07

Maybe he was doing it to be funny. I mean sex doesn't have to be serious all the time. Yeah its a little turn off but still. Maybe it was a joke you know. still a turn off though

MadeOfAwesome 1

Sunday 2 August 2009 21:11

Lmao! But Jedis aren't allowed to love...

Muchomastrbation 0

Friday 9 October 2009 20:17

mmmm... but they still have childeren and whatnot. There are loopholes in every situation. Kit Fisto had six wives. Arren Kaye had a daughter, Naomi Sunrider had a daughter, Luke married Mara and they had Ben. The list goes on and on. So in actuality, Obi Wan could have an illegimate love child and it is in the OP's womb.

g33ktr0n 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 21:34

Your bf sounds awesome! I hope I find a guy like him someday.

DeadMansCrack 4

Sunday 2 August 2009 21:53

Why did I find the first sentence so hilarious "..my boyfriend and I were getting a bit steamy.'' Haha, I will never know.

kbaker90 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 22:01

Ha ha, sounds like my boyfriend. At least he's fun, right? XD

good_life35 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 22:05

sounds like a winner.

mammygammy 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 22:06

damn girl get over it... sometimes you gotta fulfill your significant other's fantasies, I'm sure he'll return the favor.

McLaughlane 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 22:15

LOL aw, that must have been awkward...but if he was pretending to be Obi-Wan Kenobi, at least you could have pretended he looked like Ewan McGreggor? ;P It'd be some consolation for the whole thing.