Intimacy: The Force

The Force

By RobinBunny713 - 19/07/2011 03:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML

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By wickedbeauty333 - 26/09/2012 22:54 - United States - Katy

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 05:14 - Canada - Clairmont

Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML

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By Nadaz - 05/04/2012 11:29 - United States - Charlotte

Today, while talking to my girlfriend, the subject of Darth Vader came up. That's when she asked me, "Aren't Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker the same person?" I don't know what's worse, the fact that she asked me that, or the fact that I got upset over her lack of Star Wars knowledge. FML

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War drums

By Taylor - 30/07/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML

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By cherrycokeee - 06/02/2010 18:29 - France

Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML

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By ChubbyTubby - 17/01/2010 18:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML

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By NOKHAN - 25/10/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2012 04:09 - United States - Aston

Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML

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By fffmmll - 21/03/2011 16:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML

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By May - 04/09/2011 04:08 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML

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xgetxbentx 13

Tuesday 19 July 2011 9:13

awww nerd love.

howslife123 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 9:13

I want a boyfriend who likes star wars ;,(

Comments

ElainaCutsYou 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 9:22

may the force be with his dick.

Doortje 29

Tuesday 19 July 2011 9:22

The latter, definitely.

nojesley 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 9:25

the forse is with you

DrewsFML 8

Tuesday 19 July 2011 9:30

Of corse, the forse is the sorse.

Lexi_Ray 5

Tuesday 19 July 2011 9:33

The forse will help them through their corse

DrewsFML 8

Tuesday 19 July 2011 9:37

So they don't get lorst?

AirForce48 2

Tuesday 19 July 2011 10:47

While she rides him like a horse

Danny0D 5

Tuesday 19 July 2011 9:26

what a nerd

sourgirl101 28

Tuesday 19 July 2011 9:27

You were having a romantic moment and you're upset he got turned on? Damn! Some girls are never happy! Star Wars talk is hot! Millennium Falcon all the way!