The inconsistent gardener
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
Your mouse is growing weed! Quick, call the cops, seize it's exercize wheel and put it in an even smaller cage before he harms society!!!
Well you do have to graduate first grade before you can grow a garden.
I hate gardening uhgggg it gets in my nerves!!!! Lol fyl
Yes 70, I grow weed in her nerves.
unless the conditions are harsh (or suckish) or you're neglecting your responsibilities in caring for the plant, I seriously doubt it's impossible to grow a garden. I've grown foot-tall bean plants in a pot and all I did was water it and put it in sunlight. except, I had to throw them away since I couldn't actually use the plants for food and it was taking up space in the patio
i hope you guys are kidding about the weed plant. Then agsin, there are some stupid people on the internet.
No shit they're kidding...
war do u mean kidding XD that would be ******* swains to get some free rat grown weed inless ur talking about the fml then no shit. really -_-?
Don't feel like a dope or be hash on yourself. You'll grow some grass eventually, maybe pot today, maybe pot tomorrow, but someday. Not everybody has a green thumb. Maybe you could ask your friend Mary Jane to hemp you out with your gardening, just take her out to lunch at a local burger joint in exchange for her assistance. It cannabis too hard. All these crappy puns are making Mary-wanna get high now... (Man, I wish I was as clever with these as DocBastard.)
It's actually quite nice to see some puns. Rating: S (SSS = Highest)
Uggggghhhhhh your stupid puns male me throw up in my mouth a little.. I swallowed it tho so we're all good
I should have replaced the word "friend" with "bud." *hangs head in shame*
OP, the importance here is in the fact that if there's a weed in your rat's cage, it's long past time to clean the cage. Also, there are classes and groups for stuff like gardening, and the internet has tips and vast quantities of information. YDI.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha she's all sad that her rats growing a garden. nevermind the piles of poop and the bad smell. haha. silly silly.
Am I the only one that had a mental image of the mouse with a tiny little gardening can?
nope lol
I feel sorry for you. You don't seem to know the difference between "its" and "it's."
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ur mouse is growing weed plants to cope with his sucky jail celled life XD
Don't feel like a dope or be hash on yourself. You'll grow some grass eventually, maybe pot today, maybe pot tomorrow, but someday. Not everybody has a green thumb. Maybe you could ask your friend Mary Jane to hemp you out with your gardening, just take her out to lunch at a local burger joint in exchange for her assistance. It cannabis too hard. All these crappy puns are making Mary-wanna get high now... (Man, I wish I was as clever with these as DocBastard.)