The inconsistent gardener
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
ur upper torso erouses me
that's kind of the point
maybe his pee is what makes the weed grow!
that just means that your cage hasn't been cleaned as often as it should. gross. poor mouse.
nice job.
ew, clean out his cage. With rodents, you're supposed to clean their cages OFTEN not once a year. I own 2 guinea pigs and i clean their cages once every week.
dude you need to clean the cage that's gross
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ur mouse is growing weed plants to cope with his sucky jail celled life XD
Don't feel like a dope or be hash on yourself. You'll grow some grass eventually, maybe pot today, maybe pot tomorrow, but someday. Not everybody has a green thumb. Maybe you could ask your friend Mary Jane to hemp you out with your gardening, just take her out to lunch at a local burger joint in exchange for her assistance. It cannabis too hard. All these crappy puns are making Mary-wanna get high now... (Man, I wish I was as clever with these as DocBastard.)