The Katdashians

By obnum - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I met my new girlfriend at her house for the very first time. And her 17 cats, whose names all begin with the letter "K", because they're all "kewl kats." FML
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lalala1896 6

Your've got yourself a keeper ;)

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Pstraka6 20

I'm going to say that having 17 cats is not a healthy obsession. But hey, maybe she needs a nice dude like you to realise that!

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Zeishah 26

hmmm youve got yourself a krazy kat lady

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HeadlessSparrow 20

You are your girlfriend's kewl kat! 0.o

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drewflav 17

Kim Kardashian kept kewl kats kuz keeping koalas & kangaroos kost krazy kroner. K, that didn't really work...

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BellaBelle_fml 23

Contrarywise, it worked quite well and was stunningly magnificent! I love puns and play on words, however cheesy they may be. Unfortunately I was not blessed with such skills. So I have to stick with the classic sarcasm and the occasional sardonic joke.

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drewflav 17

Meh... not everyone knows what a kroner is, hence my reservation.

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Ghosto 16

My ex girlfriend was like that. Only not all the K names. But still you should have asked about pets or something before going over.

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pmadNess 16

OP: So, do you have any pet? Girlfriend: yeah, a kouple of kats...

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anne1_fml 13

Krazy Kat lady for sure

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ViviMage 38

We have one Kat and the house sometimes smell like a kitty litter box. Also, she may be lonely or has a kompulsive need to kare for kitties when no one else kan. I'm Not sure she has a healthy way of dealing with herself here, almost sounds like hoarding. But it sounds like they are important to her. Be kareful, and kount on kitty drama.

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gamerkid123 6

Run man run fast. Actually don't she will send her 17 cats after you.

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