Transportation: The more things change…

Yeah, my toothpaste got taken away, and it was under the limit; I checked. And honestly, what is the point of eyelash curlers? Just use mascara and your finger to bend it upwards a bit. But I get the feeling...

bivz14 11

Thursday 8 May 2014 3:57

Why do you buy a $32 eyelash curler

tori3700 16

Saturday 18 April 2015 5:40

you deserve it for spending $32 on an eye lash curler. really

fantasyworld 37

Monday 19 October 2015 23:04

How can you hijack a plane with eyelash curlers?

_lyssiii_ 20

Tuesday 15 December 2015 5:49

now I'm wondering how I managed to get through airport security with my eyelash curler...

Dear_Karma 27

Monday 28 December 2015 21:07

YDI for spending that much

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