The more you know

By facepalm - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my brother called me a clueless idiot after I told him that odometers measure distance traveled, not a person's body odor. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 356
You deserved it 1 907

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Haha, okay, SURE. Riddle me this: what does MPH stand for if not Mustiness Per Human?

Well I wish it could be low, so you could say it's his IQ

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Well I wish it could be low, so you could say it's his IQ

Clearly he doesn't do research. Show him online.

That's pretty terrible not to know that.

How would one measure body odor? What kind of scake would exist?

Mackade 18

Of what kind though? Numbers, or other smells?

PePziNL 20
8313girl 28

Maybe he was dropped on his head. I mean who doesn't know what an odometer is for. Smh

Pun? You should have smelt that from a mile away

IndianaJoe0321 19

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Fart and walk out while telling him to use the odometer. It is the only way.

Haha, okay, SURE. Riddle me this: what does MPH stand for if not Mustiness Per Human?

Uh pretty sure it's monomaniacal photogenic hummus...

paravoz 30

it is a pain scale that measures from 1- 160 My Penis Hurts (mph)

Fuster_Cluck 5

Odometers have NOTHING to do with mph

Fuster_Cluck 5

Odometers have nothing at all to do with mph