The more you know

By facepalm - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my brother called me a clueless idiot after I told him that odometers measure distance traveled, not a person's body odor. FML
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Tripartita 44

Haha, okay, SURE. Riddle me this: what does MPH stand for if not Mustiness Per Human?

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JayRod17 12

Well I wish it could be low, so you could say it's his IQ

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JayRod17 12

Well I wish it could be low, so you could say it's his IQ

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Xealkry 18

Clearly he doesn't do research. Show him online.

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MELKOZAR 27

That's pretty terrible not to know that.

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rachelthelime_fml 29

How would one measure body odor? What kind of scake would exist?

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Mackade 18

i think theyd use a scale.

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rachelthelime_fml 29

Of what kind though? Numbers, or other smells?

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PePziNL 20

Nope, he's 2CO0L4 that.

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8313girl 28

Maybe he was dropped on his head. I mean who doesn't know what an odometer is for. Smh

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XxDanno316xX 27

Pun? You should have smelt that from a mile away

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IndianaJoe0321 19

I see what you did there ...

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WaTwatooie 5

CN oahou lalaalla bGAGEL SANDWICH BENISSSSS :DDDDDDD WANGO

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SecundusSecunda 27

Fart and walk out while telling him to use the odometer. It is the only way.

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Tripartita 44

Haha, okay, SURE. Riddle me this: what does MPH stand for if not Mustiness Per Human?

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WinterChild 20

Uh pretty sure it's monomaniacal photogenic hummus...

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paravoz 30

it is a pain scale that measures from 1- 160 My Penis Hurts (mph)

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Fuster_Cluck 5

Odometers have NOTHING to do with mph

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Fuster_Cluck 5

Odometers have nothing at all to do with mph

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