The more you know

By facepalm - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my brother called me a clueless idiot after I told him that odometers measure distance traveled, not a person's body odor. FML
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Tripartita 44

Haha, okay, SURE. Riddle me this: what does MPH stand for if not Mustiness Per Human?

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JayRod17 12

Well I wish it could be low, so you could say it's his IQ

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FrankAnne 13

I'd say f his life for being so ignorant

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Witchylady 17

Smack him across the head with a book. It might knock some sense into him

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Mixed_steel 23

Apparently, according to your brother, I'm fast approaching 91,000 miles of stink. So much for the showers! :p

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GrumpyGrinch 23

Certainly you are right, but still that IS a pretty hilarious name for distance measuring device. Always get exactly that association even I know them for my work.

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AScooterman 12

Remember when you argue with an idiot becomes difficult to tell which one is the idiot. Best to let them have ignorance be blissful

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worldclassrager 39

Well he should sky rocket off the chart for being smelling that bad if that was the original thought...

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takeittoem 8

I hope you were driving - the thought of someone that stupid behind the wheel is terrifying...

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revolvearoundme 15

Everybody knows the odometer doesn't measure the smell of humans, it measures how stinky the gas you put into the car is. You don't want it to get to smelly that's why you put fresh gas in as the odometer gets higher.

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