The more you know

By facepalm - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my brother called me a clueless idiot after I told him that odometers measure distance traveled, not a person's body odor. FML
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Tripartita 44

Haha, okay, SURE. Riddle me this: what does MPH stand for if not Mustiness Per Human?

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JayRod17 12

Well I wish it could be low, so you could say it's his IQ

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EvilLittleMan 23

Make a huge ass wager with him with money up front and on the table and then see if his balls are big enough to back up his confidence.

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ad1836 19

I'd probably take that course of action but not towards immediate family lmao

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lexred 30

Why don't you call him an clueless idiot?

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Eyalsh 32

because that would be a tad ironic

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higgysaurus 18

#26 that wouldn't be ironic. The irony took place when OP was originally called a clueless idiot.

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Tripartita 44

#57, It would be ironic to call somebody "an clueless idiot" because that misuses the article "an" instead of "a".

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Violenna 14

Tell him gullible isn't a word and while he's looking it up, steal his kidney.

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Brandi_Faith 33

14's right op, it's pretty much the only option. Lol.

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AggieMike77 12

I hope he is maybe two or three years old, otherwise he will be living with your parents for a VERY long time!

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91hayek 31

What does he think a pedometer is? Buy him one. Watch the step numbers rack up and watch him go mental.

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MonstreBelle 29

Judging by his sheer genius, he would probably think a pedometer measures the pedophiliac tendencies of the sexually perverse.

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aleyp63 13

You don't need the pedometer when you can just look at their pedo-stache

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RedPillSucks 31

measures his pedophilia affinity?

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joelp232 17

theres a special place in the world for people like this

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Jets4Life89 4

He might be mentally retarded.

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ThePandoricaOpen 18

Except the mentally disabled are smarter than this kid.

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countryb_cth 38

Pretty sure OP's brother is just mentally stupid

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americanafrican 32

is it possible to train someone that stupid?

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