The more you know

By facepalm - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my brother called me a clueless idiot after I told him that odometers measure distance traveled, not a person's body odor. FML
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Tripartita 44

Haha, okay, SURE. Riddle me this: what does MPH stand for if not Mustiness Per Human?

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JayRod17 12

Well I wish it could be low, so you could say it's his IQ

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writerchic85 25

So why would he think that would be installed In a car? And does he think when the number goes up you're getting stinkier as you drive?

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Nickiminajislyfe 20

"Today, I dropped my IQ on the floor and it shattered into little pieces, FML"

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False_Stupidity 41

With that logic, I wonder how he explains the numbers continuing to increase no matter how many showers he takes? ... He does shower right?

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Fergud 6

There are just a time of stupid people out there in the world that you can't win an argument with. They are too stupid to understand a point you are making. Avoid these people unless there a sibling just slap him round the face every time you see him or something

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Aquaskyy 5

Someone needs to reevaluate his edumacation

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