The more you know

By Are you kidding me? - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Kansas City

Today, while at the zoo, I found out that the rhinos there can pee backwards, while standing directly behind one. FML
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Boardacon 5

Two peeing FMLs in a row. What are the odds?

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MoronsAccount1 12

Everyone's getting pissed on today. I almost feel left out.

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Boardacon 5

Two peeing FMLs in a row. What are the odds?

80 3
evilplatypus 38

We should petition the mods to move the parrot FML so we can have a hat trick.

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Boardacon 5

Three consecutive FMLs on bowel movements? Ah, if only life was that grand.

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perdix 29

#20, bladders aren't bowels.

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evilplatypus 38

Since birds urinate and defecate in the same splort, it would be three urine stories in a row.

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DWordHead16 19

Hahahah thanks for that image. 360 no scope piss sprinkler. Oh dear god that'd be awful. I'd hope that no one's piss can do a 360... You'd literally have to have a cup on your privates every time you pee 0.o

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roza043 14

Who said that it can't pee in a circle?

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brebabee793 13

animals sure know how to piss people off sometimes lol

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Treveyon56 14

In this case OP was both pissed off and piss on.

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noobsatin 19

now you can take the great smell of the zoo with you.

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Spider_Web 11

That doesn't even make sense

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MoronsAccount1 12

Everyone's getting pissed on today. I almost feel left out.

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brookieh 12

so parrots shit horizontally and rhinos piss backwards? I've learned two new things today

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perdix 29

Good thing it wasn't a parrot! That shit woulda hurt!

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jjander69 11

Dang that would suck, they should put signs up warning of that.

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RandomRaveDude 10

They do at my local zoo. "Warning, Rhinoceros can spray urine 7-10 feet behind them!"

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