Poopoo peepee and Animals: The more you know - FML

The more you know

By Are you kidding me? - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Kansas City

Today, while at the zoo, I found out that the rhinos there can pee backwards, while standing directly behind one. FML

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Boardacon 5

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:11

Two peeing FMLs in a row. What are the odds?

MoronsAccount1 12

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:12

Everyone's getting pissed on today. I almost feel left out.

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sour_sweet_gone 14

Tuesday 10 September 2013 4:28

Hey if anyone wants to chat message me!!! :)

honeymoonroyale 20

Tuesday 10 September 2013 4:55

Exact same thing happened with my mom from a lion at the circus... Something you just never forget no matter how much you try lol. Sorry, OP.

Emillllllllllie 7

Tuesday 10 September 2013 5:19

Never stand behind a rhino. Got it.

piworld4 5

Tuesday 10 September 2013 5:26

Don't we learn new things every day

WhiteCrimson 23

Tuesday 10 September 2013 6:01

Wow what a wet mess. Ironic enough Animal planet and Nat Geo always catches an rhino taking a dump or a piss. Tune in some time. Might amaze you what you learn lol. FYL OP

fuckit_oo 10

Tuesday 10 September 2013 6:18

What a day at the zoo ..

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 10 September 2013 6:38

I imagine its like being sprayed with the force of a firehose. And then OP standing there, gagging and soaked in rhino pee.

aintlifeapain 21

Tuesday 10 September 2013 7:31

That rhino has a damn good aim.

spearmintllama 6

Tuesday 10 September 2013 11:11

Just FYI, mares do that, too, so for this and many other reasons obvious to everyone except those living in maybe West Virginia, stand clear of the critter vag.

Coolet90 7

Tuesday 10 September 2013 13:59

most zoos put a sign up saying "caution rhinos mark their territory...". if u missed the sign well I would be standing on the business end of an animal... js

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