Dogs, Weddings and Animals: The most important member of the family

The most important member of the family

By puppydrama - 30/01/2013 21:05 - United States

Today, my dad and his new wife got their wedding pictures done. Out of over 150 pictures, I was only in one. The family dog was in all of them. In the one picture of me, I was holding the dog's leash while he took a dump. FML

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By rach - 19/05/2013 22:33 - United States - Roy

Today, I got my nails, hair, and makeup professionally done for prom. My dad got his camera out, and I presumed he was taking pictures of my date and me. When I looked at the pictures later, they were all of the dog. FML

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By sarahpft - 13/09/2009 16:44 - United States

Today, my parents told me they wouldn't be able to afford my senior portraits. That was fine with me, until I found some expensive professional photos in the mail. Of our dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2014 20:55 - United States - Gardner

Today, I got my wedding photos back. The only decent picture of my husband and me together also featured a fat guy in a crop top behind us. FML

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By d0pey - 20/02/2009 22:02 - United States

Today, I realized that there are more framed pictures of my mom's dog than pictures of me around the house. FML

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Our pride and joy

By trgtyo - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I noticed my parents replaced my senior picture that hung on our living room wall with a painted one. Of our German Shepherd. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2010 05:08 - United States

Today, I was perusing my mom's Facebook when I noticed that she has an album of pictures for each member of the family. All except me. Even the dog has his own album. FML

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Hey, it's the Christmas card dude!

By doglove - 23/03/2020 04:43

Today, I was looking through old childhood pictures for my father's funeral and I found one of our old Christmas cards. I looked at it and noticed in the background our two dogs enjoying very spirited sex. FML

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By Noname - 17/03/2009 02:41 - United States

Today, I got a phone call saying I was no longer a bridesmaid for a wedding in June. It's my mom's 4th wedding. I'm getting replaced by our dog. FML

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I don't want to fade out

By Anonymous - 10/05/2024 13:00

Today, my dad died recently and as I was going through photos of his bucket list trip to Paris, I realised I’m not in a single damn one of the photos. Why? Because during all the big photo moments, I was the stupid bastard taking the pictures. Now I have no photos of us together on his last trip. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2016 21:29 - United States - Westfield

Today, I went to my father's house to get my dog, since I had left it with him while I was on a business trip. When I got there, my dad said the dog pooped on the floor a few days ago, and so he took him to the pound. FML

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Thursday 31 January 2013 0:21

Maybe the dog is more photogenic than you.

kurodansei 16

Thursday 31 January 2013 0:24

well we know who's top dog in that household.

Comments

olhuma 5

Thursday 31 January 2013 1:57

Swiftly swap that Lalique vase on their wedding list for the resolutely more practical mini-shovel-and-bags kit...

RensM 22

Thursday 31 January 2013 2:31

Maybe it is just me, but I don't get this FML (and the many others like it)... It is their wedding, why be upset about not being in their photos, to me it seems really selfish. Also even if it was done delibirate should one not complain about the photographer, I doubt the photos were taken with the selftimer after all.

thewife5 19

Thursday 31 January 2013 17:18

Yeah, super selfish to expect to be in some of your dads wedding photos... Family means nothing anymore.

Ellenpop 15

Thursday 31 January 2013 2:38

Does the camera add 10 pounds for dogs too?

Alexweber929 14

Thursday 31 January 2013 2:56

Shitty

Geary519 20

Thursday 31 January 2013 3:39

your parents love that dog more than you. bet you sleep in a dog bed and the dog sleeps in a nice king size bed

poccocurantes 7

Thursday 31 January 2013 4:03

Let me guess. You're like 32 and still living at home. it is their wedding and it's all about them. The dog will be dead in a few years and if you ever get married I am sure you can take revenge by just getting shots of your dads hands holding your hampster.

cheer21moose 13

Thursday 31 January 2013 4:15

Key words being that its not you're wedding, therefore you don't necessarily need to be in more than 1 photo. Get over it.

gilliaga73 18

Thursday 31 January 2013 5:29

That sucks. I went to my in-laws' place for what turned out to be birthday celebration for their dog, complete with cake and singing. My birthday was 3 days before the dog's. No one mentioned it.