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By Noname - 17/03/2009 02:41 - United States

Today, I got a phone call saying I was no longer a bridesmaid for a wedding in June. It's my mom's 4th wedding. I'm getting replaced by our dog. FML

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By cpguru24 - 20/03/2025 17:00 - United States - Bellows Falls

Today, my mom's dog bit my dad's girlfriend in the face. At my wedding. We did not know she was bringing her dog. FML

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By KitKat270 - 28/05/2009 01:40 - Canada

Today, my mom informed me that she wouldn't be joining the rest of the girls in the limo ride to the church for my wedding ceremony because she wants to have her car with her. Why? Because she is planning to leave my wedding reception half way through to go home and take her dog out to pee. FML

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By wearingashirtatthepool - 09/05/2016 00:04 - United States - East Brunswick

Today, I spent thirty minutes on the phone with my best friend's mom, because her daughter was too afraid to tell me that I'm no longer a bridesmaid at her wedding because I'm too fat. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2015 14:58 - United States - Redlands

Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML

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By Desiree_lianne - 26/03/2016 21:02 - United States

Today, my fiance said his cat is going to be my maid of honor at our wedding. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2014 22:28 - United States

Today, after leaving my mom's house, I got 4 text messages from her about how I was a terrible person for not saying goodbye to my sister when I left. The "sister" she was referring to is the family dog. FML

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By CRWMEN - 22/12/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend canceled our date I've been looking forward to all week because her dog was having puppies. She doesn't have a dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 14:49 - United States

Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML

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By puppydrama - 30/01/2013 21:05 - United States

Today, my dad and his new wife got their wedding pictures done. Out of over 150 pictures, I was only in one. The family dog was in all of them. In the one picture of me, I was holding the dog's leash while he took a dump. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because her mom said she would buy her a pug if she did. I got dumped for a dog, and an ugly one for that matter. FML

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Mikeymikey 4

Tuesday 17 March 2009 9:29

its easy.... just b4 the wedding just spread some smelly stuff on her dog.. or some poo if u dnt mind getting yr hands dirty. then let it go to the wedding. place a small sign on the dog saying "payback is a smelly biatch, Best wishes Yr daughter " that shud do the trick right??

GameRater01 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 9:30

Don't be too bummed about it. She may have another one you can be bridesmaid of, at this rate.

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Mikeymikey 4

Tuesday 17 March 2009 9:29

fmlbai 0

Wednesday 21 April 2010 23:37

troll

theice 0

Tuesday 27 April 2010 5:47

bet the dogs a guy too

YANKSFAN4EVER 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 9:11

no this has to be fake no one is that stupid to put there dog in there wedding.

secrets15 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 0:10

lol great idea

shibainu519 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 6:08

win!

GameRater01 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 9:30

Don't be too bummed about it. She may have another one you can be bridesmaid of, at this rate.

Dakotamackey86 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 0:15

Win! It's not like you're missing anything. The 4th time is what a courthouse vow ceremony where no one cares the show up only if it's not cash bar.

amelinat 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 9:38

Being in the bridal party sucks anyway, this way you can get blind drunk at the reception, and dance innapropriately, and then when no ones paying attention, lead the new brides maid over to the cake, and get her/him to eat it. Who would have been the better brides maid then hey?

babysexxplict 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 9:38

this is so stupid and fake

Jimboom 11

Tuesday 17 March 2009 9:51

At least the groom won't be caught having a quickie with the bridesmaid..... or if he does then write it in here. That would be a real FML for your mother! :-P

shibainu519 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 6:05

today, I found out my husband had an affair with my bridesmaid. the bridesmaid is my dog. I can see it now...

amirn86 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 9:52

Wow what'd you do to piss off your mom to the point that she'd remove you from the bridesmaid position?! That sucks though, sorry :-/

annis_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 10:50

hahaha....i'm sorry but that's pretty funny...what is it with mothers and their excessive affection for their pets

maddog_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 11:22

Her 4th?? Don't sweat, if the dog mess it up you will be asked at her 5th wedding. But... it still sucks!!

letstrythis 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 11:31

Grammar "Its" should be "It's" Today, I got a phone call saying I was no longer a bridesmaid for a wedding in June. It's my mom's 4th wedding. I'm getting replaced by our dog. FML