Cheating, Cops and Love: The nerve of some people

The nerve of some people

By Inga44 - 16/11/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML

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You deserved it 3 711

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Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML

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By Anna - 02/07/2009 13:31 - United States

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 14:30

Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML

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By NotlovingAgain - 14/03/2022 06:00

Today, knowing my long-distance boyfriend was cheating on me with a local girl, I decided to make a surprise visit to confront him by showing up to his home. Both of them answered the door. My boyfriend claimed to not know me, and threatened to call the cops. I ended up back at the airport in tears. FML

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By 181999 - 14/09/2013 20:47 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML

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You deserved it 54 387

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By Ipickthegoodones - 26/06/2009 06:43 - United States

Today, I had three sheriffs come to my door, turns out my boyfriend of three years went on a robbing spree last week and brought the stolen merchandise back to my apartment. The best part: He used my car while committing the robberies. FML

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You deserved it 6 636

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By exasperated - 17/04/2014 03:14 - United States - Houston

Today, I got a call from the police that my house had been burglarized, but an off-duty cop caught the criminal. I pull up to see my detained, psycho ex-boyfriend sheepishly grinning at me. He had three of my lace panties and two of my bras, claiming it was "all for memories' sake". FML

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You deserved it 4 621

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By DumpedHisAss - 14/10/2009 15:19 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend, who screamed at me for being a f-ing liar and never taking time for him. He'd called my work and knew I wasn't there as I said I'd be. He was right - I was lying. I'd been driving for the past 10 hours to his family's beach house to surprise him. FML

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You deserved it 3 776

By Beaten - 31/07/2010 23:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me. He's been in jail for the last four months. I paid for his very expensive lawyer. FML

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tanners 0

Friday 24 July 2009 9:51

i hope you didnt bail him out

natsumosam92 0

Friday 24 July 2009 9:52

just leave that retard in jail, hes an idiot for doing it in a model home

Comments

jpqm32 3

Sunday 5 August 2012 23:59

"EXPECTING" you did not

Malevolent_Bunny 0

Sunday 12 August 2012 18:20

Ooh, that's a tough call to make. Do you drop the phone without another word or do you casually mention that it you have an novel to finish reading and he's on his own?

lively12 0

Thursday 4 October 2012 18:04

I wouldn't have gone to the police station to break up with him, and then let him watch me walk away without looking back. (Of course I would be laughing my a** off)

RandomAndCrazy 11

Friday 22 November 2013 21:14

I would be like "Sorry, the person you are trying to reach right now is dumping your ******* retarded ass for being a douchbag, please try again after your ass rots in jail"