Cheating, Cops and Love: The nerve of some people

The nerve of some people

By Inga44 - 16/11/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML

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You deserved it 3 711

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By iliketoastalot - 09/08/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML

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By addie - 03/03/2013 08:27 - United States

Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML

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By Anna - 02/07/2009 13:31 - United States

Today, I called back a number I recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was the number of my boyfriend's fiancé. I've been with him 4 years, he's been with her for 6. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML

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You deserved it 4 974

By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 14:30

Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML

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By NotlovingAgain - 14/03/2022 06:00

Today, knowing my long-distance boyfriend was cheating on me with a local girl, I decided to make a surprise visit to confront him by showing up to his home. Both of them answered the door. My boyfriend claimed to not know me, and threatened to call the cops. I ended up back at the airport in tears. FML

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Assumptions

By 181999 - 14/09/2013 20:47 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML

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You deserved it 54 387

Born to run

By Ipickthegoodones - 26/06/2009 06:43 - United States

Today, I had three sheriffs come to my door, turns out my boyfriend of three years went on a robbing spree last week and brought the stolen merchandise back to my apartment. The best part: He used my car while committing the robberies. FML

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You deserved it 6 636

Memories

By exasperated - 17/04/2014 03:14 - United States - Houston

Today, I got a call from the police that my house had been burglarized, but an off-duty cop caught the criminal. I pull up to see my detained, psycho ex-boyfriend sheepishly grinning at me. He had three of my lace panties and two of my bras, claiming it was "all for memories' sake". FML

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You deserved it 4 621

Red flags all over the place

By DumpedHisAss - 14/10/2009 15:19 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend, who screamed at me for being a f-ing liar and never taking time for him. He'd called my work and knew I wasn't there as I said I'd be. He was right - I was lying. I'd been driving for the past 10 hours to his family's beach house to surprise him. FML

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You deserved it 3 776

By Beaten - 31/07/2010 23:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me. He's been in jail for the last four months. I paid for his very expensive lawyer. FML

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tanners 0

Friday 24 July 2009 9:51

i hope you didnt bail him out

natsumosam92 0

Friday 24 July 2009 9:52

just leave that retard in jail, hes an idiot for doing it in a model home

Comments

rickolette 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 4:42

SHOOT HIS ASS

flodezie 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 5:19

did u bail him out?

HemptressMedea 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 3:55

karma in its best form! :)

Thekid2318 1

Friday 28 January 2011 7:19

Tell him to **** off and DIAF. You don't need that jerk.

Angel1000168 16

Saturday 12 February 2011 11:36

Very sweetly, tell him to ask the bitch that he's been cheating on you with to bail him then tell him to **** off and hang up. Don't forget to do it sweetly.

DIESINBLOOD 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 17:07

But you didn't right?

sarahbella101 7

Tuesday 10 May 2011 2:06

DONT DO IT.

czalc 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 5:53

You should go to jail with enough money to bail him, ask to talk to him before you bail him out, show him the money, slap the shit out if him and leave.