Cheating, Cops and Love: The nerve of some people

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The nerve of some people

By Inga44 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML

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You deserved it 3 785

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By DumpedHisAss - 14/10/2009 15:19 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend, who screamed at me for being a f-ing liar and never taking time for him. He'd called my work and knew I wasn't there as I said I'd be. He was right - I was lying. I'd been driving for the past 10 hours to his family's beach house to surprise him. FML

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By Beaten - 31/07/2010 23:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me. He's been in jail for the last four months. I paid for his very expensive lawyer. FML

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tanners 0

Friday 24 July 2009 9:51

i hope you didnt bail him out

natsumosam92 0

Friday 24 July 2009 9:52

just leave that retard in jail, hes an idiot for doing it in a model home

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AriesPrincess91 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 1:40

i would've done what # 168 wrote. LOL. hope u didn't do it, i mean i hope u didn't bail him out

shinyegg 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 3:10

hope u said no!

rakhil11 7

Tuesday 1 September 2009 4:25

y's this an fml? cuz he was cheating on u? swy then...but there r so, so many amazing possibilities 4 revenge here....

MfxKarina 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 6:51

Leave him in jail, he deserves to be ass raped.

quizikall 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 14:09

no he doesn't

kevint9911 15

Sunday 31 January 2010 4:30

I hope u let him stay in there

rowanator 0

Tuesday 23 March 2010 7:57

The one problem with that is that now the taxpayers have to feed him. Other than that, I'm happy to see this happen. :-)

My2864 1

Sunday 16 May 2010 19:18

"he was expecting me to bail him out" it clearly indicates she didnt bail him out.. some people are kinda stupid

Dragonite1414 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 0:07

Actually it does not clearly indicate that she did not bail him out. It just says he expected it. But it is likely she did not.

dorktastic09 0

Friday 16 July 2010 21:03

leave him there!

Hunterjohns57 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 5:39

WTF he wants you to bail him out

xX_LilSammie_Xx 4

Thursday 7 October 2010 1:38

let him rot.

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