Annoying and Work: The Office 2: Electric Boogaloo

The Office 2: Electric Boogaloo

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my desk is perfectly placed so that my boss can shoot me with a Nerf gun from his office. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 453

You deserved it 4 150

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I_EAT_KITTENS_FO 5

Monday 20 February 2012 8:42

your boss sounds like the man.

palahniukpaul 6

Monday 20 February 2012 8:42

Hey sounds like you can shoot him as well

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528Alice491 3

Tuesday 16 October 2012 10:17

NERF WARS!! why is this an fml?! This sounds awesome! You're lucky!! :D Unless you think he'll fire you if you shoot him back :/

BoomerSpaulding 1

Saturday 20 October 2012 21:08

Bring the biggest nerd gun you can find. Problem solved?

niquenique_ 7

Monday 24 December 2012 0:22

so whats the problem here...

Nederlander95 14

Monday 21 October 2013 2:58

Chilliest bods

cutycat136 28

Sunday 5 January 2014 3:58

*hauls out nerf gun* I see you're also prepared for battle

Comoke1024 19

Thursday 6 February 2014 16:43

I suggest mounting a rubber band gun and a super soaker to the corners of your desk and leave them aimed at your boss at all times.

doglover100 28

Tuesday 4 March 2014 2:54

You should get one too and do it to him. Your boss seems fun.

rocket23 7

Friday 4 July 2014 7:58

Return fire!!!

DarkNinja12 5

Thursday 30 October 2014 14:35

This is fake

KittyHawkMarch 29

Friday 7 November 2014 7:29

You have a pretty cool boss then.

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I agree, your life sucks 430

You deserved it 135

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You deserved it 108

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You deserved it 251

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You deserved it 65