Annoying and Work: The Office 2: Electric Boogaloo

sounds like someone should invest in a briefcase sized tippman so the next time said boss shoots you with a nerf gun you can attain peace through superior firepower....

charlielara 4

Tuesday 21 February 2012 22:13

Your boss is a legend! :L

Resendo 1

Wednesday 22 February 2012 2:44

I feel bad for you, but on the other hand, that's awesome and a great idea.

budnut 10

Wednesday 22 February 2012 3:36

Like a boss

koenigsegg44 2

Wednesday 22 February 2012 3:48

I like your boss

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Today, my father, who is going through a serious mid-life crisis, walked into my room, told me to "sit the fuck down," and spent the next two hours ranting about how the Lord of the Rings books prophesy the end of the world this December, and that Sauron is an analogy for "corrupt bankers." FML

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Today, I noticed that my clothes had shrunk. My mother seemed to be having trouble with the new washer and dryer so I tried to show her exactly how they work. After my explanation she said, "I know how they work. I shrank your clothes to give you some incentive to lose all that belly you got." FML

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Today, I got head lice, so I went to a store to buy medicated shampoo. When checking out the cashier saw my shampoo and asked me to leave immediately to protect the other customers. He didn't let me buy the shampoo. FML

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Today, I realised the extent of my wife's cat obsession when I received an $850 bill for the air conditioner she leaves on for our 5 cats while we are at work. FML

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Today, as I was driving to work, I got a flat tire. While attempting to replace said tire, I got mugged. The guy took all my money, my iPod, cellphone, and CDs. When I finally called my boss to explain my situation, he fired me. Why? Because I was late and had an "overactive imagination." FML

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Today, a customer asked me if we serve spaghetti. She then asked for a manager because I was giving her a weird look, laughing softly when telling her yes, and apparently making her feel stupid. My manager wrote me up. I work at the Old Spaghetti Factory. FML

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