Annoying and Work: The Office 2: Electric Boogaloo - FML

The Office 2: Electric Boogaloo

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my desk is perfectly placed so that my boss can shoot me with a Nerf gun from his office. FML

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I_EAT_KITTENS_FO 5

Monday 20 February 2012 8:42

your boss sounds like the man.

palahniukpaul 6

Monday 20 February 2012 8:42

Hey sounds like you can shoot him as well

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Jared Stach 8

Wednesday 25 April 2018 4:42

Best boss ever

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