The opposite of vibing

By AuraOfJustice - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was texting a girl I like. Every message she sent came ten minutes after I sent her a message. When I told her, "I've to go", she responded almost instantly with an, "OK, bye." FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

Maybe if you worked up the balls to talk to her in person instead of being an impersonal **** and just doing it via text, it might have a better outcome for you. That, or she just doesn't like you.

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DjeePee 24

She's not interested in you, face it. Besides, it is so ******* annoying if someone keeps sending texts. Ugh.

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42billybob 5

Consider the fact that you might want to think about what you say before sending it. Where as goodbye is almost a Pavlovian response.

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life_sucks_screw 0

the same thing happens to me every day unless the guy im txting is horny

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HarlemzAngelita 0

maybe she's timing her texts so she don't look clingy type shit

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sculp91 0

ah u pick horrible women too? meh find another OR focus on your career and schooling.

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RadethDart 0

happens to me all the time...I know the feeling. guess that means to not text them.

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szechwanchicken 0

you over analyze things as much as a girl does

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