The pits

By speedstick - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I received an anonymous letter telling me that I smell bad, and suggesting that I wear more deodorant. Apparently my BO is so bad that someone feels the need to stalk me to point it out. FML
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Top comments

aback 4

Don't flatter yourself. You're not being stalked. They didn't want to have to get close enough to say it to your face. It would have been awkward to find a pole long enough to attach the note to, and they didn't have a megaphone.

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jayemdoubleyou 1

Leaving you a note isn't stalking you. Don't get mad at others because you happen to smell like shit.

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SirJoseph 0

maybe if you weren't so easy to smell they wouldn't be able to stalk you.

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longtimesunshine 4

at least they did it privately. wouldn't it have been much worse if they told you in person, or worse, in front of everyone?

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CaptainLo 0

If someone has to take the time to write you a note you must be pretty ripe. Now I know why global warming is an issue. It's you. Eat a bar of soap, go through the car wash, and shave your body.

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OwNowBrownCow 0

Cause eating a bar of soap will definantly make you smell better...

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joeinthedark 18

Sure it will. Just like spicy foods, when you sweat the smell of the soap will permeate your skin through the sweat. This way the more you sweat, the cleaner you smell. See how that works?

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mostreal907 0

damn 24 clownibg op hella hard!! but i agree take a bath in a car wash with your stinky ass!!!!!!

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bellaxmonkeyx_fml 8

Perhaps you should give Dove Clinical Protection a try? I would think it might do wonders for your problem...

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oarisimo 4

writing you a note is not stalking. jeez op, you're stinky AND dumb. ydi

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