The pits

By speedstick - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I received an anonymous letter telling me that I smell bad, and suggesting that I wear more deodorant. Apparently my BO is so bad that someone feels the need to stalk me to point it out. FML
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Top comments

aback 4

Don't flatter yourself. You're not being stalked. They didn't want to have to get close enough to say it to your face. It would have been awkward to find a pole long enough to attach the note to, and they didn't have a megaphone.

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jayemdoubleyou 1

Leaving you a note isn't stalking you. Don't get mad at others because you happen to smell like shit.

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bigbadtim 7

Nice pic. Are you protecting your home from terrorists?

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530boy 0

the OP can't fit in a shower/bathtub, someone has to give the OP a sponge bath lmao. OP is hiring for a professional sponge bather. ha

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sweetartlp 0

dude really if you smelt that bad I'd write you a letter too

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robc32ca 4

deal with the problem. don't flatter yourself thinking you have a "stalker"

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boricua1518 0

just shower, I rarely put deodorant on. u gtta shower ever day, people in Europe dnt use deodorant sparingly

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princesspz 0

I know exactly how the person who sent you the note feels. your BO is probably overbearing and they want to avoid confrontation because you might take it in a negative way. be happy they told you do, now please take care of it!

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triggerit 5

better use outer-space suit... no smell no problem with washing and deodorant

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phatdaddy62 23

there are medical conditions that can cause bad body odor. it's nit 'always' hygiene.

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morella_xx 29

And if that was the case here, this would have read "today I received a letter telling me I smell. I have [insert condition here] and try to take special care of my cleanliness, but I guess it isn't working. FML." So either the OP is undiagnosed (possible) or just smelly.

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hipar 0

That's ******* disgusting. Ydi for not knowing good hygiene.

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