Geek, Relatable and Star Wars: The prequels were great, actually

The prequels were great, actually

By techiefIve - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was eating Star Wars gummy candies and I bit R2-D2 in half. My girlfriend looked at it and said "Oh look, now he's R1-D1". It was super cute, but I couldn't help thinking, "That's not how the numbering system works for droids." FML

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candicurl 9

Tuesday 14 June 2011 15:47

I have no smart ass comment for this

Bakayarou_fml 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 15:47

Dude, wtf you talking about?

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Cake_or_death 2

Tuesday 14 June 2011 15:51

So... FYL because your girlfriend is not knowledgeable about the Forrrrccceeee. that stinks like chewbaccas undercarriage..

nouik 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 15:52

and how is this an FML?

ashlinnmarie 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 15:52

WTF?

agummere796 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 15:52

you need to get out more!

jazziness 12

Tuesday 14 June 2011 15:52

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hedgerow 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 15:53

You ******' with my brain, OP. What's the point of this FML?

7mood75 7

Tuesday 14 June 2011 15:53

FML is nerding out.

mrbattleman 10

Tuesday 14 June 2011 15:55

FyourLife dude.. I'm proud of you for staying with her after that

EDAY415 5

Tuesday 14 June 2011 15:56

very stupid FML, this website let's crap go though

itsallgoodintheh 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 15:57

what in the world does that meen and your a nerd and retarded your girl friens seems like she has lots of smarticles though

BobsUrAunty 2

Tuesday 14 June 2011 20:08

lol uhm 'smarticles'? are you ten or something?

YoLauryn 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 20:25

you say he's retarded for knowing star wars?! look at your grammar you idiot!

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