Work: The real problem

The real problem

By Trouble - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, at work, I was informed that my manager told the owner, "Everything wrong with my department" is me. FML

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inappropes 31

Tuesday 11 April 2017 18:05

As a manager, that is partially his fault if you truly are having problems.

species4872 19

Tuesday 11 April 2017 20:46

He's your manager, you're his responsibility. If things are wrong because of you then he should work with you to fix it up or frankly, get rid of you. If things are not your fault then they should get rid of him.

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inappropes 31

Tuesday 11 April 2017 18:05

As a manager, that is partially his fault if you truly are having problems.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 11 April 2017 20:22

Scapegoat much? Are we still using that "much" construct?

species4872 19

Tuesday 11 April 2017 20:46

JasonTheReal 2

Wednesday 12 April 2017 2:22

you should write a resignation letter and throw it right on his face and say, now you're fired.

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