The road to hell…

By SirPimPim - 14/06/2010 14:32 - Sweden

Today, there was a long queue at the store, and behind me were two senior citizens. I wanted to do a good deed, so I said, "Cut before me in line, I have all the time in the world." My reward? The old man scolded me because I supposedly insinuated that they were old, and only had a short time left to live. FML
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relyo 0

Soon he'll be dead and you'll still be alive. Then you'll have your revenge.

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UnprecendentedAw 0

Old people can be asses sometimes. Kudos to you for trying to be nice.

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OMGJASMiNE 0

lmao. funny(x he said it himself (x poor old guy

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Stevefett 0

I  Jasmine. jk You are a pretty lady though.

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Stevefett 0

I have said it before and I will say it again. Old people suck donkey balls. What's to insinuate? They're old. They probably have crap for time left in this world.

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allyrox 0

WIN!!! Old people are... erm... gay ")

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Stevefett 0

102- YES!!YES!!!!YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!! This is what I'm trying to say. Will someone please tell me who keeps letting them have a drivers liscense? OMG! Plus they smell like an open grave with the cold hand of Death hovering over it..........or piss. They are all wrinkled and what-not. Plus I'm pretty sure the someone told them that the whole world owes them an effing favor.Zoiks Scoob!!

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pingpongpickle 8

hahah 116, i was driving yesterday and some old lady in a huge truck totally cut me off and she was going like 15 over the speed limit. i thought old people were supposed to be slow!

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rattlehead502 0

maybe the Hometown buffet was about close =)

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LesCDeal 6

Usually when someone (cashier, etc) apologizes for taking a long time, or if I'm offering someone to go ahead of me, I'll say something like "It's no problem, I have no place to be." You might try that next time :) . But be sure to smile when you're saying it or they might think you're being sarcastic! People are cynical these days, lol.

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couturecow 0

I'd say ydi "I have all the time in the world" ? I'm sure the old guy does to he was prabably grumpy cause he lost bingo?

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NavyWifey29 0

you shouldnt have made the comment about you having all the time in the world

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NavyWifey29 0

you kinda deserved it because you shouldnt have mentioned the part about having all the time in the world. but it was nice of you to let them cut in line.

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yeahreally 6

next time just let them cut cause old people will take any phrase the wrong way

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MeredithDerek 0

You shouldn't have said "I have all the time in the world", but you were the polite one, he was the rude one. If this happens again, say something like "Fine, wait in the line then".

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