Money, Annoying and Shopping: This is why we shop online!

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By trash80 - 21/02/2018 19:00

Today, while checking out at Target, I had the choice of standing behind one lady or a long line. Naturally, I chose the former. Half an hour later, the long line had completely passed, and I was still standing behind the lady, who was now arguing with the cashier. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 13:49 - United States

Today, I was shopping at the grocery market and was next in line. Behind me was a woman who only had two items, so I nicely let her in front of me, as it looked like she was in a hurry. When she was all rung up, she decided to pay her $16.45 in loose change which needed to be counted out. FML

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We live in a society!

By hungry n hypoglycemic - 06/01/2021 17:01

Today, after standing in line for most of my lunch break just to buy food, some asshole with a cart full of stuff cut in front of me. He claimed that he was there the whole time, and the whole line, plus the cashier backed him up. I missed lunch. FML

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By saraleerocha - 02/11/2010 06:20 - France

Today, I was cashier at work. The line came to a stop, but there was still people there. I kept saying next, but no one moved. I finally looked over the counter where there was a lady who had been standing there the whole time. She was a midget. FML

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Checked out

By Anonymous - 27/09/2019 12:00 - Canada

Today, I went to Walmart to purchase a pregnancy test. I chose my checkout line carefully, to make sure I didn't see anyone I knew. After choosing one, I realized it was 4 o'clock on the dot. Shift change. My mom's best friend took over the shift just as I reached the checkout. FML

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You deserved it 428

By anonymous - 11/12/2010 07:41 - United States

Today, while standing in line at a local Mexican fast food place, I was feeling generous and let a little kid behind me go in front. Turns out he had a list, and was ordering food for his whole family. I had to wait 30 minutes to get my food. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2014 00:22 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was waiting in line while a lady paid for her shopping, when her credit card got declined. She started ranting and insulting everyone and kept insisting: "I'm not poor!" By the time the lady had finally stormed off, I had spittle on my face, and the cashier was almost in tears. FML

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You deserved it 2 641

By PainStressLife - 11/11/2013 05:17 - United States - Dublin

Today, I went to an over-crowded grocery store. As I reached the front of a long line, I noticed that a cart had been abandoned in everybody's way. Trying to be helpful, I moved it to the side. An enormous woman then shoved me and yelled at me for "pushing her property around." FML

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Thanks Felicia

By Aric - 08/10/2020 05:01

Today, I arrived at the airport two and a half hours early because I was expecting it to be busy. The line was long but I had plenty of time, until a woman complained about a fee for checked bags. I was next in line, and still managed to miss my flight because the woman caused such a big scene. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2012 19:27 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was waiting in line for what seemed like forever at the only open lane at the grocery store. The guy in front of me took his sweet time and had multiple cards rejected, before finally pulling out a $100 bill and demanding exact change. He was buying a carton of milk. FML

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Confused

By StUbbY - 09/07/2009 14:01 - Canada

Today, I was waiting in line for breakfast at the McDonald's drive-thru. After getting so fed up that the line hadn't budged for 10 mins, I pulled out of the line, only to realize I was waiting behind 2 parked cars that were just to the left of the drive-thru lane. FML

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UselessWeeaboo1 21

Wednesday 21 February 2018 19:10

Why didn’t you get out of line after waiting for so long without moving?

DanielleinDC 33

Wednesday 21 February 2018 20:34

I think when I saw the long line moving and the woman continuing to argue, I'd have gotten in another line. I've done that before. I was at a local Target some months ago trying to check out, and someone was trying to sign up for a card to get a discount and there were all sorts of issues with their ID or something. I bailed after five or ten minutes.

Comments

UselessWeeaboo1 21

Wednesday 21 February 2018 19:10

Why didn’t you get out of line after waiting for so long without moving?

Zekfen 17

Wednesday 21 February 2018 20:01

It's like a train wreck, you can't look away even if you want to. You grab some popcorn, sit back and watch.

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Wednesday 21 February 2018 19:14

Just go to where the long line was?

Lobby_Bee 17

Wednesday 21 February 2018 19:19

Everybody that was in the long line saw that women and knew she was trouble. You didn't.

ma19m 14

Wednesday 21 February 2018 20:02

Murphys law

DanielleinDC 33

Wednesday 21 February 2018 20:34

manb91uk 22

Wednesday 21 February 2018 20:35

Why the **** wouldn’t you switch lanes? You deserved it for being a dipshit

Glowworm56 26

Wednesday 21 February 2018 20:57

Are you sure the one lady wasn't trying to pay for her purchase in pennies?

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 22 February 2018 0:26

You should have paid for her purchases just to get her the **** out of there. That’s what she was expecting from you! I’ll bet she and the cashier were in cahoots trying to shake you down for your money!