The sounds of Spring

By Ithoughtheywerenormalpeople - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Houston

Today, as I awoke, the sun was shining, the birds were tweeting, and police sirens were wailing at a drug bust next door. FML
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At least this should be the end if that if he goes to prison

I'm used to that. I usually wake up thinking "who's been murdered today?"

Nothing like being on an episode of cops

Would you rather sleep or watch a drug bust? Sounds like a great dinner topic lol

That may have been the most wonderfully worded FML I have ever read

"Hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?"

Birds "chirp". Just because Twitter has a bird as its logo doesn't mean they " tweet". ******* idiots are bringing the world down.

Sorry, what does TWEETY do? Don't be an asshole unecessarily... Who cares what onomatopoeia they use for the sound of a bird as long as it's correct?

At least it wasn't you getting busted in the morning.