The sounds of Spring
By Ithoughtheywerenormalpeople - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Houston
By Ithoughtheywerenormalpeople - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Houston
At least this should be the end if that if he goes to prison
I'm used to that. I usually wake up thinking "who's been murdered today?"
Any wonder you're a depressed child.
Nothing like being on an episode of cops
Whoa, the birds are on twitter?
Would you rather sleep or watch a drug bust? Sounds like a great dinner topic lol
That may have been the most wonderfully worded FML I have ever read
"Hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?"
Birds "chirp". Just because Twitter has a bird as its logo doesn't mean they " tweet". ******* idiots are bringing the world down.
Sorry, what does TWEETY do? Don't be an asshole unecessarily... Who cares what onomatopoeia they use for the sound of a bird as long as it's correct?
At least it wasn't you getting busted in the morning.
Ah, what a beautiful morning!
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Time to go back to bed.
I bet they had a worse morning...