The sounds of Spring

By Ithoughtheywerenormalpeople - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Houston

Today, as I awoke, the sun was shining, the birds were tweeting, and police sirens were wailing at a drug bust next door. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 679
You deserved it 3 804

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On the bright side of your morning the police got the correct house and not yours.

bfsd42 20

Sadly, in this day and age, cops busting the wrong house is commonplace.

Are you sure they got the right house though? OP could be the real drug dealer while his busted neighbors are innocent.

See if you woulda just killed your neighbors when you first moved in, like any other normal human being, that wouldn't have happened. It's all your fault. X'D jk

Does anyone else think that OP's post would be a good opening for a book? Because I would totally read that!

ATTENTION: House for sale. 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms a kitchen, a living room, 2 garages only $100 000. Small print: Drug busts are a regular occurrence and house is not intruder proof.

lilbillXD 16

Drugs are bad for you mmkay.

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25, you have a good taste in rap music

Thanks #64, I like to stick to the basics.

Would you rather them get caught or continue making drugs next to your house?

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