The struggle is real

By Sally - 26/12/2011 11:48 - Australia

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Today, my friend told me how depressing it is that she hasn't had sex in two weeks. I haven't had sex in 3 years. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 678
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tweetypie 18

Yea well I haven't had sex....EVER!!!

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RadikulRam 16

I haven't had sex for 7years, 253 days, 12hours and 46minutes. But it doesn't bother me.

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ThecomingofTan 9

I haven't had sex ever since I found out that my blow up doll has been fornicating with neighbor. Carl, if you are reading this, **** you for stealing the love of my life. ****.

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Mr_S3xypants 2

I'm in the same boat..its all good..I like not having the herps

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DriftnuT 0

You're a chick. If you aren't getting any it's all on you. So don't fml over something that you could have prevented.

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JackWilshere1997 0

Maybe God is trying to get you ready for a really serious hardcore from someone :P

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listo351 1

What's wrong with the men in NSW? Heaps of people up here in QLD that'd help you out!

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grog_fml 3

are you hot? call me.

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GummiBearss13 0

id rather go to chukee cheese and do some crazy shizz wit my friends than risk da chances of gettin positive if u know wat I mean #enjoyinglifeasmuchasican

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Fishfanatic 7

I know the feeling OP. I went for 7 years before I met by current boyfriend ( I also own no sex toys of any sort ) . But trust me, when you break that dry spell it's wonderful.

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matthew24997 0

You have a sucky life, just get one nighters

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MineIsBigger 5

I can definitely relate. I haven't had sex in two days!

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