The tourist

By Sam - 09/02/2011 20:56 - United States

Today, I toured an art museum. Our tour guide had an obvious lisp, so I tried my best not to laugh. When she asked me a question about a sculpture, I accidentally replied, "Yeth ma'am." She ended the tour right there. FML
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meg238f 0

Well, that's what happens when you laugh at people with problems. Are you 10?

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catkat1988 17

And the FML here is that you didn't get to go on the museum tour? You sound like a 6-year-old who didn't get dessert because you misbehaved. Honestly. How is lisping even that amusing in the first place? And even if it is, try to control yourself and be just a little more sensitive to people with problems. She face up to her minor disability every morning because she has the competencies to do the guided tours, and you ridicule her for it. **** HER life, not yours.

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elizabeth705 0

laugh? why would you laugh? you totally deserved it jerk! i hope it was an expensive tour and you didnt get a refund.

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DocBastard 38

Holy crap, all you people calling this insensitive need to grow the **** up. It's a ******* LISP, people. I have a bit of a lisp. So ******* what? The lady wasn't missing a leg, she isn't a cyclops, she doesn't have an arm growing out of her back. She has a minor speech impediment. Anyone who gets that upset over a lisp needs to grow a backbone and a funny bone.

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Privations_fml 0

You tell 'em, Doc.

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nikki9tails 3

I had a friend with a lisp, and she got bullied alot because of it. I'm sure thats why these people are so worked up.. And some probably have a lisp but we can't see it so ya results is pissy people.

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JokersChild310 0

people like you should be shot on the spot. it would make this world a better place.

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YourLifeBlowsHaH 0

i agree, its not even that funny when someome has a lisp. if anything i feel bad for them cause they have to go through life with assholes like u making fun of them.

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AnagenisisZagus 13

You son of a bitch. So what, you would make fun of someone like Daffy Duck? You're dithhhpicable!! >=(

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Norwegian_Wood 4

I'm definitely going to hell. I cracked up at the Daffy Duck comment.

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0opsie 6

You should've played it off like your lisp was real. and YDI.

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cydvicious 0

you're an ***hole, it all started with you thinking it was something funny to begin with.

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nonymous1998 0

Seriously? This isn't ******* your life, this is an FML for the person with the lisp! OP, you're an absolute jerk. Do you laugh at people in wheelchairs, too? What about people who broke their leg? You think they're funny, too? What the hell is wrong with you?

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