yeah sounds more annoying than an fml.but hahah that's pretty funny:)

smooth

So how long has it been since you've changed your underwear?

FIRST

i bet the smelly food covers up the smell of your cheesy ******.

LOL i did this as a kid, so did my sister. one time, my mum made me a chocolate spread and banana sandwich. i didn't like it so i went up to her room, took one slice of bread off, mushed it into the bed and wiped the rest on the cupboard.

Wait - how do you tell if they are male or female? I can't tell :(

My family eats meals together too. i feel sorry for any others that have to endure it. we don't even talk during meals. 7 people and nothing to talk about

Haha. Some little guy is about to get his butt chewed, and perhaps grounded as well. It looks like the OP may also need some lessons on parenting. If you were doing it right, that probably wouldn't be happening (as often).

ydi for making him eat food he doesn't like lol