Kids: The trail

The trail

By Anonymous - 10/01/2010 10:45 - Canada

Today, I was wondering why my home smelled so weird, until I found out that my 4 year old son had been secretly scattering around food he didn't like to eat throughout the house. How did I find out? No one else in this family leaves half eaten spinach all over my underwear drawer. FML

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By Chan - 23/01/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, I was holding my son and smelled poop so I checked his diaper, but there was nothing there. Then I realized it was my breath. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2018 01:30

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By smellsgood - 13/03/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML

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By Tori - 05/02/2009 15:24 - United States

Today, I discovered a drawer full of chocolates, cookies and baked goods in my house. When I asked my sister what the drawer was, she told me that my mom thought it would be a good idea to hide the fattening foods from me. My entire family had known about the food drawer, except me. FML

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Sunday 10 January 2010 16:14

In most families you eat together at one table and get up when everybody is ready. How exactly did your 4 year old son manage to scatter around food througout the house?

pet_virus 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 16:21

YDI for making him eat Spinach

Comments

gareshmear 0

Monday 11 January 2010 2:25

watch out for signs of an eating disorder in the future, not to freak you out or anything...

Anteezy 7

Monday 11 January 2010 12:52

Are you serious? Kids that age often do anything to get out of eating vegetables and other stuff they don't like.

DR3AML0V3R234 0

Monday 11 January 2010 3:14

Lol what a smart 4 year old.

containsnosoy 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 2:56

Wow, really? Do you not pay attention to your kid? At four, YOU should know better.

drewbell 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 3:23

yeah, spinach, that's what it was!

TheOtherNewest1 6

Tuesday 12 January 2010 7:06

And how long did it take you to notice that there was half-eaten spinach in your underwear drawer?

abc678hi 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 4:14

The cabbage patch kids did it, they want your kid to eat them than spinach...

Fumblez 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 1:16

that motherfucking child whip his ass good

Stand_Up 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 12:28

YDI for making the poor boy eat spinach D:!

stokedoc 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 6:12

ew. but spinach is gross, so YDI

brookwick 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 5:17

hopefully that spinach wasn't in there for a while , not because it would soil or anything , but because it would be sad if you hadn't been in that drawer for a couple days ...