The truth

By theynamedmeluke - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Austin

Today, I found out I was adopted when my drunk dad made a terrible Star Wars joke. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 888
You deserved it 2 956
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Harshdfml 14

I'm sorry op. 'may the force be with you'

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LarryMyster 7

Wow, now I'm rrally curious of how the joke might have went.

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Keattles 14

Luke, Guess Darth Vador isn't your father after all.

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victoriaescobar 10

"Luke, I am not your father"?

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sandy105 3

Parents...god bless 'em..

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kenoswild 14

*heavy raspy breath* 'Luke..... I'm... Not...your...father... '

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Crofty92 17

At least you don't have to feel guilty regarding the incest

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weby11 12

"Luke, I am NOT your father!"

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perdix 29

Was it the one where Darth Vader goes on the Maury Povich Show? "Darth, the DNA test has come back, and you are ... not the father!"

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jrock9093 18

What was the joke! Need to have the punch line op but it's okay to be adopted now you can say I'm not from that messed up family

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