The usual?

By Cian_1 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Herne Bay

Today, it has got to the point that I don't even have to ask for my booze in the local off-licence, they just hand me my bottle. FML
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hkhan24 23

there was one case where an old lady would order the same pizza everyday for three years without fail to the point where they would cook it before she even phoned. One day when she didn't call the driver went to her house to check on her and found she suffered a stroke. moral of the story: your alcoholism could one day save your life!

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couchcat 25

Now might be a time to get some help bud....

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couchcat 25

Now might be a time to get some help bud....

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may14th 26

Exactly! It's a good thing OP recognized this issue when they did. Get help now before it gets worse.

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sillygirl247 14

Just because they realize it doesn't mean they will get help. It's sad..

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Nessco 36

Congratulations - you've finally made it.

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immaloser95 28

I walk into my regular liquor store once a week at max, and they recognize me every time I come in. Maybe OPs case is more severe, buy some store clerks just recognize faces easier.

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Blazzee 21

lite. Get it? Budlite? I'll see myself out.

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conivore723 16

You have a problem but the world accepts you

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jlang917 14

Maybe that might mean you go there too much OP! Think about you're actions, maybe you could change some things.

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dolphinlvr7 24

The one time someone finally uses "you're"... And it's wrong

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NickACD 27

Disliked for incorrect use of 'you're'

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CosmicElk 26

instead of ******** on the guys spelling how about just accept the fact he has a good point and isnt being a knob!

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TheNewGuy03 28

36, how could you expect rationality and equitable discourse on this site? He used the wrong "you're"; burn him at the stake! It must be noted that I am usually the most passionate about syntax and grammar, especially when I see things like "your an idiot" tossed around on forums, but the guy made a point, and is being lambasted because he blundered on one word. :/

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jlang917 14

Haha thanks! I hate it when people use the wrong "your" so I don't know what I was thinking that day!

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Krycek_fml 19

So you're an alcoholic. What's the problem?

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Kiernan151 25

That he's an alcoholic, this should be apparent...

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prostar9993 15

Why is that a problem? Live and let live.

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GreyJedi 10

No, he's a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.

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MariaGiovanni 25

because being an alcoholic can kill him, hurt his family, and via bad decisions (such as drunk driving) hurt or kill innocent bystanders...

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Elban 20

Or maybe they drink, relax and have a fun time instead of killing people.

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Red_Curls1995 28

You may want to get some help.

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AyeJay101 25

Accepting is the first step! Take the next... Goodluck!

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Feklfekl2222 32

I'm more impressed you aren't constantly changing to wherever it's on offer

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hkhan24 23

there was one case where an old lady would order the same pizza everyday for three years without fail to the point where they would cook it before she even phoned. One day when she didn't call the driver went to her house to check on her and found she suffered a stroke. moral of the story: your alcoholism could one day save your life!

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DasKing 18

#11, I don't think alcoholism will save OP's life...

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AyeJay101 25

I ordered pizza like that once a week for 2 years... Moved away came back after 3 years and they remembered.... It was kinda shocking

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mwali02 32

lol. Crazy story #11. Thanks for sharing! ;)

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TecheyTim 14

What the F*** kind of logic is that??? Keep drinking until you're on dialysis, then some random person MIGHT think about trying to help you?

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daniel271 13

How the **** will that help anybody.

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bb0911 4

I think eating pizza every day for three years is what gave her the stroke. Just saying.

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Loyalteez 23

You stole that from an old news article

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