The usual?

By Cian_1 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Herne Bay

Today, it has got to the point that I don't even have to ask for my booze in the local off-licence, they just hand me my bottle. FML
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hkhan24 23

there was one case where an old lady would order the same pizza everyday for three years without fail to the point where they would cook it before she even phoned. One day when she didn't call the driver went to her house to check on her and found she suffered a stroke. moral of the story: your alcoholism could one day save your life!

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couchcat 25

Now might be a time to get some help bud....

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WPL 10

wtf does that mean? retard.

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MariaGiovanni 25

As someone who has alcoholic family members please please get help while you can. Please. There's different kinds of alcoholics but when it becomes regular or a reaction then it's a problem. your life is not worth any drink. your family and those close to you don't want to see you sick or worse.

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ezrajab 22

That's a problem maybe a therapist and or support group op best of luck!

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jessmonkey 15

Am I the only one wondering what "off license" means?

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toelie 26

You might be the only one too lazy to google it.

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Shade1982 20

Me too. I'm guessing it's an American thing. I was wrong, it's a UK/AUS/NZ thing. It means they can sell alcohol for off premise, instead of alcohol to be consumed on premise (like a bar). Thank you Google.

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kirkaygri 18

To everyone assuming OP is an alcoholic: I go to my local liquor store's drive thru every other Saturday and order the same fifth of vodka, not a well known brand, and two liter of soda. The clerks know me and know what I want and get it without asking. I then go and play my regular card game and share the vodka with 7 other people over the course of 4 hours. Does that make me an alcoholic? No, not at all. Hell, last Saturday we only used half the bottle. Now, the fact OP seems concerned might be of concern, or it could be an odd, yet regular order. I grew up with alcoholic parents, and alcoholism sucks, but that might not be the case.

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Memeosaurus 14

The first step is admitting the problem

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gorgeous_vixen95 12

Maybe u need to go to an AA meeting. Alcoholism is a serious problem and disease

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Utetopia2014 18

It's either a problem, or really fucken good customer service.

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StickyPickles 33

I've been there op. It takes a lot of willpower to break the cycle but you can do it. Seems to get easier as time passes. For me at least

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itooamscrewed 10

Not sure why everyone is saying he's an alcoholic as it didn't say he went every day. Food service workers recognize regulars after just a handful of visits. Even if that guy came in once a month, as long as it was the same employee working, they'd know his order.

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