Embarrassing, Singing and Work: The Voice

The Voice

By legit247 - 10/05/2013 04:44 - United States - Moscow Mills

Today, working at a fast food restaurant, I was cleaning dishes in the back. I started to sing to myself. During the chorus I heard the echo of my voice in my ear. My boss had pushed the talk button on my headset so every staff member and everyone in the lobby could hear me over the intercom. FML

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By inappropes - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, I came into work early to clean equipment, with my headphones on, singing to myself. I lost track of time, and wound up with the entire office watching me belt tunes out. FML

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By NoPrivacy - 26/04/2012 10:44 - United States

Today, my boss overheard me singing, "I need a shit, I need a shit" on my way to the bathroom. FML

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Strauss would've been proud

By Jobless - 26/03/2022 14:00

Today, at a company event, there was a break. The Blue Danube was playing. Bored, I absentmindedly start singing, “My butt is ugly” to the melody. I forgot that my mic was on and the whole auditorium heard. Not only was I sent home, but my boss wants to “discuss” it on Monday at the office. FML

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By not telling you my name - 07/08/2015 15:16 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I went to take a dump at work. The silence in the room was deafening, and I ended up singing to myself. After I proudly finished, there was a short silence, followed by a coworker in the next stall saying, "Um... don't quit the day job, Rick." I'll never live this down. FML

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The voice

By Anonymous - 11/09/2023 18:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I had to listen to some old phone call recordings at work, in which a certain worker had the most annoying high-pitched voice. To my horror, I discovered that they were my call recordings, so the annoying voice was my own. My colleagues all concurred they cannot stand the sound of me talking. FML

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Broadcast

By suspended - 25/07/2015 00:59 - United States - Englewood

Today, I had to call a coworker to the office via the store intercom. The damn thing didn't turn off properly and everyone heard me say, "I hate that asshole. Just be where your dumb ass should be." I realized my mistake a few seconds before my manager stormed in and threatened to fire me. FML

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Good one, guys, thanks

By Anonymous - 19/04/2022 00:01

Today, I was fixing something for a guy at a steel manufacturing company. His employees told me that their boss can't hear properly, so I'd have to be loud when talking to him. When I'd finished, he asked me if I normally talked like that, or if there was something wrong with me. FML

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By Ashton Sprunger - 30/12/2011 05:38 - United States

Today, I was taking people's orders at the drive-thru. I was confused as to why people were screaming their orders at me, until one of my managers handed me a paper that he'd found taped to the menu, saying "speak loudly speaker isn't working properly." Punkd. FML

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By ASMR - 26/05/2019 15:00

Today, I woke up with laryngitis. I just got hired as a waitress. Tomorrow is opening day, the restaurant plays loud music and I can't speak any louder than a whisper. FML

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The unexpected

By RikkiTikkiTavi - 12/11/2019 05:00

Today, I was working at my desk and wearing my new noise cancelling headphones. I couldn’t hear anyone around me, so I let out a nice long fart. Every desk behind me was occupied and the fart was not silent. FML

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Wizardo 33

Friday 10 May 2013 16:03

That only means your boss thinks your singing is pretty good... That or he wanted to get all the windows replaced.

DocBastard 38

Friday 10 May 2013 16:10

That prank was a real Whopper. You mayo not think you have a single McNugget of self esteem left, but don't worry - karma will ketchup to your boss in the end.

Comments

anonymousy37 5

Friday 10 May 2013 22:22

Nah it went more like this....... Big Mac...I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce. Don't be frontin son no seeds on the bun... We be up in this drive thru order for 2. I got a cravin for a number 9 like my shoe. We need some chicken up in here....in this shizzle. Frizzle my nizzle, extra salt on the frizzle. Dr. Pepper my brother, another for your mother. Double double supersize and don't forget the fries!!

SMurphy501 6

Friday 10 May 2013 22:38

Hope u sounded good! :)

jman26 11

Saturday 11 May 2013 0:01

People love some sort of entertainment while eating, nbd :)

dlowry004 14

Saturday 11 May 2013 0:45

I'd be pretty embarrassed haha

WeezieBaby 9

Saturday 11 May 2013 3:41

Best boss ever

mattlw 25

Saturday 11 May 2013 4:10

Did you bathe in a standing o, or boos and hisses? Maybe you should wash your hands of this restaurant. I guess you could forkgive your boss and wipe the plate clean as well.