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By JoshTheUnluckyFromKentucky - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Folsom

Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML

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You deserved it 2 923

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Same thing different taste

By Ohwhy - 27/10/2012 11:53 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, as I waited to fly home, a very attractive woman smiled and gestured towards the seat next to me. However, a hyperactive child and his mother barged past into said empty seats. The woman really hit it off with the guy behind, while I was stuck listening to a kid scream at Angry Birds. FML

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Say it, don't spray it

By ... - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I was on a train, sitting next to an old man who was reading a newspaper. Suddenly, he sneezed without putting his hands over his nose. Instead of turning towards the window, he turned towards me. FML

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STOP! THIEF!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff - United States - Stamford

Today, my boss entrusted me with his car to run an errand, as I usually take the bus. I managed to get there and back safely before someone slammed into me while I was re-entering the lot, causing major damage. It was his wife, who thought I was a car thief. FML

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You deserved it 379

GrossAir

By Nolongeracriminal - 05/11/2023 06:11

Today, I was on a plane heading home from vacation with the family, when went to relieve my bladder and stepped on someone's shit. They seemingly decided the floor was a better then the toilet. I walked all the way back to my seat with shit on my sandal, my sister thought I'd shat myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 603

You deserved it 190

Avoidance tactics

By busrides - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I saw the girl I had confessed my love to two years ago on the bus. We chatted for a few minutes and she got off on the first stop, saying that this is where she had to get off. Twenty minutes later, I see her in the bus next to mine. The bus number was 20. Like mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 081

You deserved it 5 811

Paranoid

By MaddyN - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Forest Grove

Today, I almost got fired from work because a customer complained that I "threw up gang signs" at him. I was blocking the sun from my eyes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 043

You deserved it 3 537

Taking the piss

By Mug - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my boss made me work a longer shift than usual. Not because he needed me in, but just so I'd finish at the same time as his brat of a son, and give him a lift home. FML

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You deserved it 2 235

Jerk

By GogglesGoggles - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a guy punched me in the subway for staring at his girlfriend. I had dark glasses on, and was fast asleep. FML

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You deserved it 3 688

Yada yada yade

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML

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There's no justice

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my car got keyed because I was parked in a handicapped parking spot. I'm handicapped. FML

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You deserved it 2 626

adamjcurryy 19

Friday 14 November 2014 11:20

There are two types of old people. Sweet and adorable ones and the spawns of Satan. No inbetween.

haliacc 17

Friday 14 November 2014 11:26

Sounds like she has her own personal issues. Good on you for making a selfless gesture!

Comments

YouDontNomie 9

Friday 14 November 2014 17:02

That's so rude .-.

Omniprism 14

Friday 14 November 2014 17:14

Well she can go **** herself. You were being a nice person, I wouldn't let her get to me.

KJxFTW 6

Friday 14 November 2014 17:16

some people are just rude.

AnyaS 19

Friday 14 November 2014 17:34

I don't understand why they laughed. Was it the way she said it? How is rudeness after a kind gesture ever worthy of laughter directed to the person who was only trying to help?

fmlrulesBolt 14

Friday 14 November 2014 19:24

**** that old lady. You did the right thing

ABCDEF121 3

Friday 14 November 2014 21:43

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO COMMENT ON SOMEONE ELSES comment PLEASE

angelinthestars 1

Friday 14 November 2014 21:57

Sounds life FHL

LadyNightowl 17

Friday 14 November 2014 22:39

Hey, points to you. You tried to be courteous. It's not your fault she's a bitch.

NodakN8V 25

Friday 14 November 2014 23:39

I would have told the ungrateful B*tch to just stand then ...see if I care...

CandyApple88 13

Saturday 15 November 2014 2:08

"awwww you're just so grumpy because you can't" Stupid old bitch. They complain when you don't give them your seat, and bitch you out when you do. **** em, make them all stand.