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By JoshTheUnluckyFromKentucky - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Folsom

Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML

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You deserved it 2 923

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Same thing different taste

By Ohwhy - 27/10/2012 11:53 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, as I waited to fly home, a very attractive woman smiled and gestured towards the seat next to me. However, a hyperactive child and his mother barged past into said empty seats. The woman really hit it off with the guy behind, while I was stuck listening to a kid scream at Angry Birds. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 492

You deserved it 2 082

Say it, don't spray it

By ... - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I was on a train, sitting next to an old man who was reading a newspaper. Suddenly, he sneezed without putting his hands over his nose. Instead of turning towards the window, he turned towards me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 925

You deserved it 2 301

STOP! THIEF!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff - United States - Stamford

Today, my boss entrusted me with his car to run an errand, as I usually take the bus. I managed to get there and back safely before someone slammed into me while I was re-entering the lot, causing major damage. It was his wife, who thought I was a car thief. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 511

You deserved it 379

GrossAir

By Nolongeracriminal - 05/11/2023 06:11

Today, I was on a plane heading home from vacation with the family, when went to relieve my bladder and stepped on someone's shit. They seemingly decided the floor was a better then the toilet. I walked all the way back to my seat with shit on my sandal, my sister thought I'd shat myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 603

You deserved it 190

Avoidance tactics

By busrides - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I saw the girl I had confessed my love to two years ago on the bus. We chatted for a few minutes and she got off on the first stop, saying that this is where she had to get off. Twenty minutes later, I see her in the bus next to mine. The bus number was 20. Like mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 081

You deserved it 5 811

Paranoid

By MaddyN - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Forest Grove

Today, I almost got fired from work because a customer complained that I "threw up gang signs" at him. I was blocking the sun from my eyes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 043

You deserved it 3 537

Taking the piss

By Mug - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my boss made me work a longer shift than usual. Not because he needed me in, but just so I'd finish at the same time as his brat of a son, and give him a lift home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 255

You deserved it 2 235

Jerk

By GogglesGoggles - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a guy punched me in the subway for staring at his girlfriend. I had dark glasses on, and was fast asleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 442

You deserved it 3 688

Yada yada yade

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 040

You deserved it 33 821

There's no justice

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my car got keyed because I was parked in a handicapped parking spot. I'm handicapped. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 877

You deserved it 2 626

adamjcurryy 19

Friday 14 November 2014 11:20

There are two types of old people. Sweet and adorable ones and the spawns of Satan. No inbetween.

haliacc 17

Friday 14 November 2014 11:26

Sounds like she has her own personal issues. Good on you for making a selfless gesture!

Comments

JimNM 8

Saturday 15 November 2014 3:03

Sounds like Mrs Brown...

SexyMexi21 23

Saturday 15 November 2014 3:05

Well you have to love the tarc

swiebe75 7

Saturday 15 November 2014 3:23

no good deed goes unpunished.

YFOS_fml 17

Saturday 15 November 2014 3:57

at least you've got good manners, good work Josh.

Fooberry 9

Saturday 15 November 2014 4:35

Just cuz you're old, doesn't mean you get a bitch pass.

thisisrheebd 5

Saturday 15 November 2014 6:12

Was she black?

DocDrose 20

Saturday 15 November 2014 6:42

that... bitch. this is why double standards get introduced

LyricaSilvan 29

Wednesday 19 November 2014 6:33

Are you ******* kidding me? You're saying that because ONE old lady was rude for no reason, that makes double standards okay? Screw you, you misogynistic piece of shit.

fyl7899 12

Saturday 15 November 2014 10:28

What a ****!

bingodog 11

Saturday 15 November 2014 19:52

I vote you deserve it because you stereotyped. You go old lady

Anony2014 10

Sunday 16 November 2014 11:17

And I voted you down because you're supporting rudeness. The guy wasn't stereotyping. (And even if he was, it would be excusable in this case because he was trying to do something nice, not evil.) He offered the seat because the lady looked tired, not JUST because she was old. Of course, after this incident, he might not be offering his seat anymore to ANYONE, young or old.