Transportation, Embarrassing, Poopoo peepee, Gross and Airplanes: GrossAir

GrossAir

By Nolongeracriminal - 05/11/2023 06:11

Today, I was on a plane heading home from vacation with the family, when went to relieve my bladder and stepped on someone's shit. They seemingly decided the floor was a better then the toilet. I walked all the way back to my seat with shit on my sandal, my sister thought I'd shat myself. FML

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You deserved it 187

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Nolongeracriminal 15

Sunday 5 November 2023 2:06

I didn't realize it until after I got back to my seat. I definitely wasn't going to touch that. Nothing like walking thru an airport with no shoes on.

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You deserved it 311

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

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By happyshit - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was driving when I saw someone pulled over on the side of the road. Wanting to help, I pulled over. In so doing, I ran over something that popped my tire. The guy had just pulled over to pee. FML

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SirEnigM0nk 22

Saturday 4 November 2023 15:14

"I've had enough of these motherf*cking ***** on this motherf*cking plane!"

Jendaflooid 5

Saturday 4 November 2023 23:10

If it was a sandal, couldn't you have taken it off and washed it in the bathroom while you were in there?

Comments

SirEnigM0nk 22

Saturday 4 November 2023 15:14

"I've had enough of these motherf*cking ***** on this motherf*cking plane!"

Hangryko 29

Saturday 4 November 2023 16:15

FYL for your experience, but YDI for not starting your FML with "Today."

Nolongeracriminal 15

Sunday 5 November 2023 2:07

Wasn't going to lie an say that it was today, because it wasn't. Sorry to you for me being honest.

Alan 54

Sunday 5 November 2023 6:10

It's actually my fault, I usually correct the stories but this time I forget the most important part! Fixed!

Gubbon 17

Tuesday 7 November 2023 8:56

Well, it's today now.

Jendaflooid 5

Saturday 4 November 2023 23:10

If it was a sandal, couldn't you have taken it off and washed it in the bathroom while you were in there?

Nolongeracriminal 15

Sunday 5 November 2023 2:06

I didn't realize it until after I got back to my seat. I definitely wasn't going to touch that. Nothing like walking thru an airport with no shoes on.