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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, at an aunt's wake, my five year-old son walked up to the coffin, and, with the whole family around him, exclaimed, "Well that's good, I was wondering where she's been." FML
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mrahhhhh 21

Kinda a win. Your son sounds like he'll be a funny stand up comedian. Kinda like Gilbert Gottfried. But you know, your son will not be annoying as ****.

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EnterSandman_fml 20

Hell, when I was little and my grandmother died I kept saying "I smell dead people." at the wake. This isn't that bad.

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mike3775 35

Kids being kids, they have yet to know how to not say what they are thinking. If I had a dime for every time one of my 8 kids said something bad at the wrong time, I would be a billionaire right now.

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AmazingxA 3

If I had a dime for every time you opened you legs I'd be a billionaire...

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thecoolestever1 0

Something tells me this a guy commenter, for the user name is Mike. So he wouldn't really be spreading his legs.

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mike3775 35

HA HA. Actually of the 8, only 3 are mine. 2 are adopted and 3 are step kids

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TookiMyCooki 0

Only in Canada.....

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hellokittyrainbo 0

You probably shouldn't be taking children that young to a thing like that.

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Sammara 0

How is this an FML? He's FIVE. Unless your family is really douchey, they shouldn't make you feel bad about what your 5 year old said. I hope you didn't get him in any trouble.

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Smokering 0

Aww. That's kinda cute, really. Sometimes laughter at a funeral can break the tension and make people feel better... and well, if not, in ten years they'll smile about it.

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saladgirl123 0

so what..he is a kid he doesnt understand death.. and it most likely gave everyone a much needed chuckle.wtf seriously mods you pass this shit but none of my god damn fmls fml!

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jkpajama 0

looks Like u got somethings to teach him

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Butterfly_Dreams 0

That's pretty funny in my opinion, lighten the mood a bit =)

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AReginaldi 0

this is a funnier one I'm sorry for your lose but the kids cute

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