They call him Mighty Force

By Stiny - 01/06/2011 18:44 - United States

Today, I got kneed in the stomach by a sixth grader. I couldn't breathe. I have a black belt in Taekwondo. FML
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omfgTACOsYeSs 0

Watch Kung Fu Panda 2, that shit teaches the best moves.

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OfficeNinja 5

the 6th grader clearly has a double black belt in ninja. you are outranked.

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the_huldra 1

Yeah my friend has 2 black belts and he is the biggest pussy ever, I can punch him at 40% and he will Bitch for 20 minutes about how much it hurts. Just because you know how to karate chop doesn't mean your not a ******.

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abz2250 0

sometimes even the weakest ones can do things to the strongest ones.

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lilpoet257 2

where do you take taekwondo?

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SadieLouE 0

That's because Tae-kwon-do doesn't teach you anything.

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skyhimonkey 0

taekwondo is useless XD do a different martial arts. a black belt in taekwondo is like a toy in a happy meal

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Muzzleloader 0

How does that mean anything? You aren't invincible because you have a black belt. I dated a guy who was a black belt in Tae Kwon Do, and he was a total bitch. I'm an EXTREMELY weak person, and if I hit him without hardly any effort, he would complain about how bad it hurt. So shut up.

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namesarehardtoth 0

ofc you dont have superpowers from this you trained normally you didnt have a training montage like rocky balboa!

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misswendy_fml 0

money NOT well spent.

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Jstars131 0

Well hey, obviously you had a good reason and just didn't see it coming. Were you really gonna hurt a sixth grader anyways..?

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