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By Stiny - 01/06/2011 18:44 - United States

Today, I got kneed in the stomach by a sixth grader. I couldn't breathe. I have a black belt in Taekwondo. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 10:28 - United States

Today, we sparred for Tae Kwon Do. I forgot my cup, but I didn't think anyone sucked enough to hit me below the belt. 5 seconds into a match, some girl knees me in the happy sacks. After writhing in pain for 30 seconds, I got back up to spar. I didn't think she sucked enough to do it again. She did. FML

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By Karate Kid - 25/05/2012 06:29 - Australia - Surry Hills

Today, I was showing some new karate moves in the park to my friends. I mimed a punch behind a girl walking past to show my technique and control, but she must have seen me. She turned around and kicked me in the stomach. To add insult to injury, her technique was better than mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2013 04:37 - Canada - Kinburn

Today, I was doing a demonstration in front of my taekwondo class because I'm flexible. Really flexible. I kneed myself in the face and broke my nose. FML

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By wrestling probs - 26/05/2015 02:24 - United States

Today, I was wrestling in a tournament. I was in the finals about to win when the kid threw up on me. They thought I'd hit him in the stomach hard enough to make him throw up, so they disqualified me. FML

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By TKDConnor92 - 22/07/2011 10:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I was helping a 7 year-old student in my martial arts class with his kicks. My reward? A surprisingly powerful kick to the testicles. FML

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By GoDiarrhea - 04/03/2010 18:52 - Argentina

Today, I came down with sudden diarrhea while at taekwondo practice. I discreetly called my dad for a pickup, but on our way out, he told my instructor that I had to go because I was "shitting my pants with fear". He did this in front of all my classmates. FML

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By Pfff - 11/12/2008 10:40 - France

Today, I argued with a boy from school over a girl. I didn't know he was a black belt judoka. I'm still in pain. FML

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Worst prank ever

By Dexter - 21/05/2023 18:00

Today, I was in school when I got up to ask the teacher a question. For no reason, the guy sitting next to me punched me in the gut so hard I collapsed and saw stars. The teacher simply rolled her eyes and told me to get back to work. FML

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Take that

By anonymous - 26/01/2010 12:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my Muay Thai class. We were doing a combination which consisted of a low kick, body kick and head kick. My partner had already done the low kick so I held the pads for the body kick. He kicked me straight in the jaw. I'm a teenage girl and he's a fully grown man. FML

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Jogging is bad for you

By Broken - 17/06/2009 14:12 - United States

Today, I was running with my sister's dog. It had the brilliant idea of shooting between my legs and I immediately faceplanted on the cement. I now have a swollen nose and cuts all over my body. I'm a grown man who does martial arts and I got beat up by a dog the size of a baby. FML

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ihasbrains 10

Wednesday 1 June 2011 23:53

At least it wasn't your balls

omfgTACOsYeSs 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 23:54

Watch Kung Fu Panda 2, that shit teaches the best moves.

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Thrasher91 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 10:51

I hope you did the same, if not something worse, to the kid

FlyingLazerWALRU 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 12:43

Maybe the 6th grader was a master in MMA.

franticravyn 7

Thursday 2 June 2011 12:43

thats why you don't underestimate 12 year olds…

bebo5500 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 13:15

taekwondo teach you how to kick which you doesnt use it in fights

DakotaCat 4

Thursday 2 June 2011 13:29

Since when does Taekwondo create a forcefield around your body?

Zomg_Okay 26

Thursday 2 June 2011 14:28

Martial Arts teach you how to block, etc. etc. etc. But its up to YOU to be aware of threats like that and put the Martial Arts to use. So, YDI for not being aware.

Trololololololo_fml 7

Thursday 2 June 2011 15:16

Taekwondo doesn't prevent the wind to et knocked out of you.

IbanezSprinter 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 15:32

its ok I probably wouldn't have seen it comming from a 6th grader....Im in taekondo aswell

markusse 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 16:16

you're a moron. 7 year olds cant get that.

devil_212 1

Thursday 2 June 2011 16:31

How did a 6th graders knee manage to reach your stomach? Doesnt make sense to me. (Assuming you are older and hence taller otherwise this wouldnt be an FML.

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