Kids and Disney: They do

They do

By Anonymous - 24/07/2019 16:00

Today, my boyfriend told me he would be really disappointed if we had kids before we got married, because it would ruin our plans to go to Disney World for our honeymoon. Apparently, kids ruin vacations. FML

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You deserved it 1 175

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By Tara115 - 09/02/2014 07:20 - Canada - Courtenay

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't think he should marry me, because I have kids. They're his kids. FML

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Can't be bothered, TBH

By bummer.. - 02/03/2013 06:05 - United States

Today, I found out that the man I just married doesn't want to have children. We had this conversation multiple times with no problems before getting married, but now he would "rather die" than have children, because according to him, they would ruin his life. FML

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By Grrrawrwtf - 03/06/2012 04:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML

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Better safe than baby

By Anonymous - 10/06/2022 12:00

Today, my boyfriend thinks it’s going so well, we have marriage potential, so before we get any more serious he wanted a promise that I will never want children, and if I think there’s ever a chance I might, tell him soon because we’ll have to split up before we waste each other’s time. FML

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You deserved it 826

By Anonymous - 23/10/2011 20:35 - Netherlands

Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML

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Too late

By Anonymous - 16/07/2023 03:00

Today, my husband told me he'd changed his mind and no longer wants children. We already have two kids. FML

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By mistreated mistress - 19/06/2023 10:00

Today, despite the fact that we love each other and are perfect together, my boyfriend still refuses to leave his wife. Apparently it will "mess his kids up." FML

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Cheap-ass lying bro-bro!

By Anonymous - 10/03/2020 04:07 - Netherlands - Bergeyk

Today, I found out my boyfriend is booking my dream vacation to Bali with his brothers, 6 months after he told me we couldn't go on vacation this year because he doesn’t have the money. They planned this within a week. I had been planning it with him for months. FML

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Overreaction, but still…

By Anonymous - 18/06/2023 10:00

Today, and because our relationship is getting serious, I asked my boyfriend about his stance on having kids one day. He practically projectile vomited on the carpet, which is probably not a good sign. FML

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You deserved it 217

Plans

By Anonymous - 02/10/2022 02:30

Today, we saw a woman with two out-of-control children. As we walked away, my husband said to me, “Disgusting, I’m glad we’re never having children.” News to me, he'd always said he wanted a kid before we married. An uncomfortable conversation is imminent, damn it. FML

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blueknight1st 26

Wednesday 24 July 2019 16:11

They do though.

Stephanie Claire 12

Wednesday 24 July 2019 17:03

I mean he’s right though. I don’t see how your boyfriend not wanting you to have a completely miserable trip is an fml though

Comments

blueknight1st 26

Wednesday 24 July 2019 16:11

They do though.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Wednesday 24 July 2019 16:16

I went to Disney World without kids tagging along, and it was still awful. Way too noisy, so busy you queue for hours just to spend five minutes on a ride, the restaurants were always full to capacity, so I had to snack instead, spoiled brats demanding things left, right, and center from their disinterested parents, and on the second day, it rained all day, but staying in the hotel wasn't an option, because it defeats the point of going to Disney World. By all means go. You're both probably a lot more outgoing than I am, but if you take young kids with you, everything you've taught them about good behavior will vanish, and you'll wonder when you started living with a Banshee.

Stephanie Claire 12

Wednesday 24 July 2019 17:03

I mean he’s right though. I don’t see how your boyfriend not wanting you to have a completely miserable trip is an fml though

julianamariex3 15

Wednesday 24 July 2019 17:45

I personally agree with him. 💁🏻‍♀️

IrieStorm 9

Wednesday 24 July 2019 18:02

I'm thinking it's probably less "kids ruin vacations" and more "I want our honeymoon to be about us as a couple."

jc1015 25

Wednesday 24 July 2019 19:16

They do

123Puppy 33

Wednesday 24 July 2019 19:41

He is probably saying that your honeymoon would be much better with just the two of you because you two would be able to focus on each other completely. It’s actually really sweet!

AddictgirL 7

Wednesday 24 July 2019 20:11

yeah they do. speaking from experience. if they grow up a little it will get better.

faifai_fml 21

Wednesday 24 July 2019 21:27

Seriously? All the bad stuff happening every day and THIS is your fml? Waaah. Just keep taking your birth control and voila, problem solved. Do you really want to be 8 months knocked up on your wedding day anyway?