Kids and Disney: They do

They do

By Anonymous - 24/07/2019 16:00

Today, my boyfriend told me he would be really disappointed if we had kids before we got married, because it would ruin our plans to go to Disney World for our honeymoon. Apparently, kids ruin vacations. FML

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By Tara115 - 09/02/2014 07:20 - Canada - Courtenay

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't think he should marry me, because I have kids. They're his kids. FML

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Can't be bothered, TBH

By bummer.. - 02/03/2013 06:05 - United States

Today, I found out that the man I just married doesn't want to have children. We had this conversation multiple times with no problems before getting married, but now he would "rather die" than have children, because according to him, they would ruin his life. FML

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By Grrrawrwtf - 03/06/2012 04:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML

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Better safe than baby

By Anonymous - 10/06/2022 12:00

Today, my boyfriend thinks it’s going so well, we have marriage potential, so before we get any more serious he wanted a promise that I will never want children, and if I think there’s ever a chance I might, tell him soon because we’ll have to split up before we waste each other’s time. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2011 20:35 - Netherlands

Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML

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Too late

By Anonymous - 16/07/2023 03:00

Today, my husband told me he'd changed his mind and no longer wants children. We already have two kids. FML

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By mistreated mistress - 19/06/2023 10:00

Today, despite the fact that we love each other and are perfect together, my boyfriend still refuses to leave his wife. Apparently it will "mess his kids up." FML

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Cheap-ass lying bro-bro!

By Anonymous - 10/03/2020 04:07 - Netherlands - Bergeyk

Today, I found out my boyfriend is booking my dream vacation to Bali with his brothers, 6 months after he told me we couldn't go on vacation this year because he doesn’t have the money. They planned this within a week. I had been planning it with him for months. FML

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Overreaction, but still…

By Anonymous - 18/06/2023 10:00

Today, and because our relationship is getting serious, I asked my boyfriend about his stance on having kids one day. He practically projectile vomited on the carpet, which is probably not a good sign. FML

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Plans

By Anonymous - 02/10/2022 02:30

Today, we saw a woman with two out-of-control children. As we walked away, my husband said to me, “Disgusting, I’m glad we’re never having children.” News to me, he'd always said he wanted a kid before we married. An uncomfortable conversation is imminent, damn it. FML

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blueknight1st 26

Wednesday 24 July 2019 16:11

They do though.

Stephanie Claire 12

Wednesday 24 July 2019 17:03

I mean he’s right though. I don’t see how your boyfriend not wanting you to have a completely miserable trip is an fml though

Comments

raven_of_azarath 34

Thursday 25 July 2019 6:45

The only fml here is if you’re already pregnant.

ftpallday666 16

Thursday 25 July 2019 6:48

They do

mccuish 25

Thursday 25 July 2019 7:03

I’m sorry, but they kinda do ruin Disney world plans

mccuish 25

Thursday 25 July 2019 7:05

I’m sorry, but they kinda do

Mathalamus 24

Thursday 25 July 2019 10:19

He isn't wrong.

bigdaddyeric 35

Thursday 25 July 2019 10:37

To a Children’s Theme Park like Disney World, right? You may want to change boyfriends unless you like 13 year olds.

bobsanction 18

Thursday 25 July 2019 14:36

He's not wrong.

magnumpeyote66 6

Thursday 25 July 2019 14:43

You are dating a very smart man. Kids DO ruin vacations and why the hell would you think having them on your honeymoon would be a terrible idea? Hell ya two want to go to Disney World for the honeymoon. Have you ever traveled with kids? Awful. And you cant do anything with them at the park if they are under a certain age. Furthermore they wouldnt remember the vacation that well unless they were ten or older so what would be the point? LISTEN TO YOUR BOYFRIEND AND DONT HAVE ANY CROTCH GOBLINS FOR A WHILE

bl3ur0z3 17

Thursday 25 July 2019 20:48

So the worst thing in your life is that your fiance wants your honeymoon to be just about you two? Sounds terrible. You should definitely dump him and find yourself a guy who will knock you up before marrying you.